In this parody of James Bond movies, a suave gentlemanly super spy named James (played by former James Bond actor George Lazenby as an in-joke) is on a mission to retrieve a valuable stolen golden statue from a quaint isolated hotel in a forest. In medias res, he escapes from Soviet Colonel Volosnikov's plane and uses a parachute with a huge Union Jack emblem on it to arrive at his destination only to find a cast of oddball characters there, each of whom could be the secret Soviet spy who knows where the statue is hidden. Mickey is a former mental patient who suffers from blackouts during which he has violent episodes. A.C. Boone is a 30-something nature documentarian, who's never been with a woman due to his pathological shyness, and has come to the hotel to hang himself. Honi is a bimbo, who wants to be an actress. She thinks Boone is a famous porn director and plans to show him why she'd be a great leading lady. Rachel is Mickey's therapist. He has a mad crush on her, but she's ...
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Marks 20 years since Lazenby played Bond. Despite not officially being Bond in this, he's clearly meant to be. See more
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