"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" The Schartz-Metterklume Method (TV Episode 1960) Poster

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8/10
Ending was half expected, half surprise
FlushingCaps18 February 2021
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In England, about 1920-it was never stated, we see an older woman disembarking a train and immediately going over to a man trying to get a horse to start pulling a heavy load up a hill. She commands him to stop and to take half the load off because it was too much for the horse. He says it's none of her business. She then buys his horse for 10 pounds. He retains custody but she'll check in on him to make sure he's taking good care of the horse from now on, otherwise, she'll demand her money back. We do later see her checking on the horse, and from all appearances, the man is upholding his end of the bargain.

Right after finishing with him in the opening, we hear the train pulling out. The lady, played by Hermione Gingold, calmly says this is the first time today the train people didn't show patience. Before you know it a car pulls up with a chauffeur and a lady inside. This lady calls out to the new horse-owner, "You must be Miss Hope." She proceeds to invite her into the car, saying she's glad to me her new governess for her children.

We understand almost immediately that Miss Hope has a unique, one might say almost-Mary Poppins-type way of dealing with children. She tells the lady, Mrs. Wellington, and her husband that she follows the Schartz-Metterklume Method of teaching young children. She is told that the goal is not only for her to teach the 4 children, but to make them interested in learning.

On that, Miss Hope excels. She has a blunt way of speaking her thoughts too directly to suit her employers, but they give her a chance. At dinner with her employers the first night, she got them looking suspiciously as she directed the maid to put much more wine in the glass than she had, and after eating, sort of demanded that some brandy be sent to her room along with a decent glass in which to drink it. The only glass in her room was one for teeth (I presume she meant false teeth, overnight.)

They are alarmed when everyone goes out all morning and comes back late for the noon meal. The parents are more alarmed when the kids come back rather dirty with such things as frogs in their hands. They've been learning about where baby frogs come from in their "biology" lesson. When Miss Hope starts to answer a boy's question about whether or not cows lay eggs, the parents let her know they don't want to hear any more of that.

The next day is to be history. Here Mrs. Wellington finds it appalling that she is teaching them about ancient Rome and having them act out "The Rape of the Sabine Women." I need to make clear that the boys are only carrying the girls around." So Miss Hope is dismissed. She seems to take it extremely well.

At the train station, a woman gets off as our Miss Hope is about to board, and the newcomer asks if she is Mrs. Wellington. Her response, "Decidedly not." As she is about to move on, she turns and asks the newcomer, "Are you Miss Hope?" When told she is, she gives her the advice that she isn't expected to arrive today, and she'd best take a taxi to the house.

As the viewer tries to figure out what's going on, we see "our Miss Hope" with some friends who've been watching her pet Cheetah and we learn that our star is really an aristocrat named Lady Charlotte. She exits center stage to start a game of croquet.

Watching on DVD, I went back to the opening and there were some subtle signs when Mrs. Wellington first encountered our star, facial expressions that only hinted that something was amiss. Now I understand, she only pretended to be the governess because the train too off without her. She took to play the role figuring the person actually hired would arrive soon and replace her. Until then, she was having a ball, basically playing with the children while actually teaching them in a way that made it fun for the kids-which was clearly shown in a few scenes. Her "method" was, was suspect, simply something she dreamed up.

So we watched this most interesting old lady show innovative teaching techniques and have lots of fun in her temporary role, as well as teach a man how to handle a horse.

I also note the finishing shtick with Hitchcock, where as we return from commercial he is writing on a blackboard the finish of a sentence, "I shall not criticize the commercial again." Now we see him actually write, cursive, the last two words and that the board now has the identical sentence written seven times. Of course, we know Alfred will continue to criticize commercials on many episodes through the remaining years of this series. What struck me is that the handwriting that we saw him add, exactly matches the previous 6½ sentences. There's no doubt that Alfred actually wrote all 7 sentences-he didn't just finish the final one for the camera.

I think it interesting that he didn't just put in the last two words and not care at all if viewers could see that his writing didn't match that of whatever stagehand wrote the other 6½ sentences. He labored to do it all so it would look authentic.

As for the play, an 8.
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8/10
To know her is to loathe her! At least when it comes to the adults she meets!
planktonrules12 April 2021
The episode begins with Miss Hope (Hermione Gingold) arriving at a rich family's home, as they hired her to be their children's home school teacher. You soon see that she's an odd-ball...a lady who is extremely bossy, opinionated and has a strong capacity for alienating herself from others. She also uses the unconventional 'Schartz-Metterklume Method'* to teach the kids and it certainly seems unusual! Your only question about all this is how long the family will keep this strange woman before they give her the boot!

This is a most unusual comical episode...with no death, mayhem nor crime. It's clever and cute...ang Gingold is quite nice in the lead.

*While Miss Hope's odd teaching style doesn't fit in at all during the time period this is set (about 1900), I would have LOVED to have had many of these weird and interesting lessons!! And, I am sure most kids would adore this hands-on method.
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8/10
A great interpretation of one of my favorite Saki stories
jim-16388 April 2012
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I enjoyed this interpretation of the H. H. Munro story thoroughly.

Lady Carlotta, posing as Charlotte Hope, is brilliantly played by Hermione Gingold. Ann and I, well familiar with the short story, laughed uproariously as familiar dialog was repeated in the script. We laughed louder at omitted dialog that was replaced by a Gingold glance or gesture.

In the short story it was clear that the real Charlotte Hope had not arrived at the wayside train station. As readers we are just discovering how Lady Carlotta would amuse herself at the expense of the Wellington (in the short story Quabarls) household. The Hitchcock treatment shielded that knowledge from the uninitiated. The ending was not exactly a Hitchcockian twist but a very nice twist nonetheless.

I give an 8 for this episode rather than a 10 because the short story dialog was so rich for harvesting.

I offer special compliments to the costumers for their Edwardian interpretation. They made a very nice effort for just 22 minutes of film. Cheers to all involved!
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7/10
"I always make the best of things."
classicsoncall29 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Your first question might be - is there such a thing as the Schartz-Metterklume Method? Well, yes, but only as as a humorous short story by the British author Hector Hugh Munro who wrote under the pseudonym of Saki. And of course, as an episode of 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents'. I really liked this episode with it's whimsical flavor, not a hint of a murder, theft or any other scandal in sight. At first you don't know what's up with Miss Hope (Hermione Gingold), the newly arrived governess of the Wellington Family. She's bossy and demanding, and appears to have her own way of conducting affairs in the household, much to the chagrin and embarrassment of the Wellingtons. Her biology lesson with the tadpoles and frogs was a hoot, though I have my reservations about teaching Roman history with 'The Rape of the Sabine Women'. It ends rather comically after Miss Hope is dismissed, arriving at the train station just in time to greet the 'new' Miss Hope. When the impostor is revealed to be of royal blood, you finally understand why Lady Charlotte was so difficult in her manner as the 'governess'.

You know, when I was a kid and first heard the name Hermione Gingold, I thought it was some kind of joke. Who names their kid 'Hermione'? But she was quite the entertainer in her day. Another surprise for attentive old time viewers here is the appearance of the Cartwright sisters as two of the Wellington children. Angela was cast as the young daughter on 'The Danny Thomas Show' (Make Room for Daddy), while Veronica appeared on the 'Daniel Boone' TV series, both airing in the Sixties.
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9/10
"The Schartz-Metterklume Method" doesn't really exist...too bad.
chuck-reilly31 May 2013
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"The Schartz-Metterklume Method" for teaching history was the title of a famous H.H. Munro (pen name "Saki") story and it gets a worthy dramatization here, or rather, "comic" treatment. This very hilarious entry into the "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" series serves mainly as a tour-de-force for the great Hermione Gingold, the famous British star of stage and screen. Ms. Gingold plays the aristocratic Lady Charlotte who is mistaken at a train station for Miss Hope, a newly-arriving governess for a strict Victorian family. To gratify her eccentric sense of humor, Lady Charlotte nonchalantly assumes the role of the governess and she soon subjects her very "liberal" views on the unsuspecting family. After a bizarre Biology class, Lady Charlotte decides it's time for some "living" history for the children. Her "Schartz-Metterklume" method for teaching this class involves having the students play out the roles of the characters themselves. Of course, this "method" is entirely the work of Lady Charlotte's vivid imagination and rebellious streak. Now playing the governess with a devil-may-care attitude that's irritating the heck out of the stern and totally perplexed mother, she has her young charges acting out "The Rape of the Sabine Women" of ancient Rome. It doesn't take long before Lady Charlotte is summarily fired and sent packing. As she leaves the train station, the REAL Miss Hope finally arrives on the scene. Lady Charlotte is soon back on her expansive estate and playing a rousing game of crochet while sipping her afternoon tea. Her friends and associates are delighted to hear that she's been quite occupied the last few days after wondering and worrying about her whereabouts. Directed by Richard Dunlap, this entry is also noted for the uncredited appearances of two well-known child actors, sisters Veronica and Angela Cartwright. Both of them went on to very productive and long-lasting Hollywood careers. As for Ms. Gingold, she must've had a blast performing the character of Lady Charlotte/Miss Hope. She was one of the few actresses of her day that could have pulled this one off convincingly with a twinkle in her eye and without missing a beat. She was one of a kind, to say the least. Patricia Hitchcock also appears in a small role as one of the Victorian household maids.
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9/10
Stylish, Elegant Fun
jackbuckley-0504914 May 2021
Another clever yet atypical series-entry. I won't discuss the plot as that's been done elsewhere. The story unfolds with an amusingly-novel premise but the real pleasure, for me, was the nice-recreation of Edwardian-era, i.e., British-society, of the early 20th-centruy. These recreations involve a train-station with a realistic-looking string of passenger-cars slowing-to-a-halt at the platform. It's a fairly close-in view of the cars & looks pretty-authentic. There's a stylish, elegant automobile, the interior of the Wellington-house, and a convincingly-attired cast. Mr. & Mrs. Wellington both sound & look like well-off husband & wife, as well as parents, "modern" yet rather proper & traditional. Hermione Gingold takes the honors here, though, as the episode's main-attraction. For we Americans who know the actress only from "Gigi" & "The Music Man", it's a fun-surprise to learn she was in many-other films, both on TV & in movies, over-the-years. A British-actress, her crisp, precise, unique & distinctive-diction is a joy-to-hear, as is her persona & stylish-demeanor a pleasure to watch. There's a nice surprise-twist at the end, too, which clarifies her character's rather-quirky & puzzling personality-traits. This would seem to be a rather unique-episode in the Hitchcock-series---fun, visually-appealing, and one worth catching.
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4/10
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: THE SCHARTZ-METTERKLUME METHOD (Richard Dunlap, 1960) **
Bunuel197623 January 2010
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The genre tags on IMDb for this unrewarding "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode misled me into thinking that it had horror elements involved and thus adequate fodder for this ongoing Halloween Challenge. As it turned out, its fantasy elements were very mild indeed as it tells of an eccentric governess (Hermoine Gingold) to a quartet of children whose proactive teaching methods in biology and history brings her in direct confrontation with their conservative parents (one of whom, the ineffectual father, is played by Tom Conway). I don't know if Gingold was supposed to be a precursor of sorts to Mary Poppins but the twist ending - revealing her to be a croquet-playing member of high society herself - actually reminded me more of the worker-bishop delightfully portrayed by Julien Bertheau in Luis Bunuel's sublime masterpiece THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE (1972)!
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10/10
A Tour-de-Force by Hermione Gingold; and One Technical Goof
thatdogoliver-17 April 2012
This is a delightfully funny episode from a series known for its darkness and murder. The fascinating and fabulous Hermione Gingold gives a performance that is a subtle, yet madcap tour-de-force. The link that this episode has in common with all the others in the series is you never know where it's headed. The unexpected ending puts a strange slant on all that came before -- as surprising as any Hitchcock ending I can remember.

I caught one technical goof: Pat Hitchcock (Alfred's real-life daughter) plays the maid, Rose. For 20 seconds (from 17:20 until 17:40) you can see her standing off to the extreme left side of the screen, waiting for her cue to enter the scene and water the plants.
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9/10
A Favorite Episode
sportingman4013 May 2021
I just watched this for probably the sixth or seventh time in my life. It's an extremely enjoyable and lighthearted episode.
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10/10
WATCH THIS FOR HERMIONE GINGOLD. THE BEST.
tcchelsey8 December 2023
10 PLUS STARS.

Popular author Marian B. Cockrell may have been inspired by MARY POPPINS(!) in writing this truly over the top story, all about an eccentric governess. She just took it to the up-teenth level, and with a wink and a nod from Hitchcock. Nothing new for Marian either, as she later became a cult figure, writing several camp episodes for BATMAN.

Who else to play this role than one of the great comediennes and stage actresses, Hermione Gingold! All of us kids grew up watching her on tv talk shows, and she was a laugh riot, if not x-rated senior citizen! She had a distinguished stage career, later jumping into movies and beginning with appearances in two classic films, GIGI (1958), singing with Maurice Chevalier and acting opposite Kim Novak in BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE (1958), which probably caught Hitchcock's eye.

Hermione is the whole show, playing Charlotte Hope, a most unusal governess who enters the lives of a distinguished family (the Wellingtons) and proceeds to turn it upside down in one EZ lesson. The definition of a dark comedy. There's also the debate over the title, the Schartz Metterklune Method, which is Miss Hope's way of teaching children --an artistic, uninhibited approach at child rearing. Actually, the Method is not that unusual; experimentation. Rinse, wash and repeat!

Notable supporting cast with famous sisters Angela and Veronica Cartwright and Pat Hitchcock playing Rose, and making her dad proud. Pat was a good actress. I have said it before, watch her in STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (1951). There are many other familiar faces here, a who's who of popular actors.

So there you have it, an unforgettable episode (perhaps ahead of its time) not to be missed. From SEASON 5 EPISODE 35 remastered Universal dvd box set.
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8/10
I'm Glad I Don't Have to Spell It
Hitchcoc3 May 2023
Hermione Gingold, she of the fascinating voice, is the star. She is sort of the Maria of this story, using unconventional methods to teach a large collection of children. She is brash and pushy and doesn't listen to adults. But she is also an excellent teacher. It's too bad that the stuffed shirted family can't handle her. One can see why the other governesses have hit the road. The best part of this episode is that she never loses control of the situation. One problem several have mentioned is that this story, which comes from the writer H. H. Munro (pen name Saki) doesn't fit the horror or mystery mode of the master of suspense. But many Hitchcock pieces employ humor.
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