Professor Rankin's two buddies want to take the prof out fishing. But he doesn't seem to be home. They see that coffee is percolating, figure he's about to come back any minute, and wait for him. Meanwhile, they gossip about his wife. Much younger than the prof. A dish, they call her. She's also--though they don't use the word--a slut. Bud tells the story of the time she let a truck driver pick her up. Wally tells the story of the time she hit on him. They're just about to leave when they hear him down in the cellar. He's filling in a hole. The two men begin to suspect there's more in that hole than just cement. Written by
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The title is a shortened version of the Latin phrase "de mortuis nil nisi bonum dicendum est" or "Speak no ill of the dead". See more
Anybody home? Eh, prof? Prof, fish are biting right now. What about it? You in here? Guess he's not home.