Lois Lane: In about 50,000 years there's gonna be the cutest hat in the window of that little shop across from the office. I don't know how I'm gonna live without it.
Jimmy Olsen: I'm sorry, but you're really going to have to come back later.
Prof. Twiddle: Young man, some of us may never come back.
Clark Kent: Well, I'm sorry, Professor, but you see we don't have time...
Prof. Twiddle: Time! That's just the point. I've conquered it with this little machine.
Lois Lane: Well, that's very nice, Professor. Now, why don't you run home and bury it in your backyard.
Perry White: That's the understatement of the year.
Lois Lane: Yes, but of what year?
Turk Jackson: 50,000 B.C.! Like the professor said!
Jimmy Olsen: Jeepers, I should have left a note for my mother.
Jimmy Olsen: You can't say "Great Caesar's ghost" any more, Chief. He wasn't even born yet.
Turk Jackson: Listen, you guys. Superman might be around here. But I'm Stone Man, see?
Turk Jackson: You don't know it, fella, but you just paid a couple of million dollars for a lighter.