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"The Addams Family" Uncle Fester, Tycoon (TV Episode 1965) Poster

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Gomez Addams: Now, if you'll observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of two things - balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination and a killer's instinct.

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Morticia Frump Addams: [in the guise of Diana's mother] You owe me a nickel!

Uncle Fester Frump: Ya need it all at once?

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[Trying to retrieve a phone number for a business deal from memory, Fester ends up telephoning himself on his other extension]

Uncle Fester Frump: [ring] Hello.

Uncle Fester Frump: Hello! I don't like that merger deal.

Uncle Fester Frump: YOU don't like it! Who asked you?

Uncle Fester Frump: Nobody asked me. I'm tellin' YOU, smart guy!

Uncle Fester Frump: Oh, so now I'm a smart guy, huh? Well, you listen...

Uncle Fester Frump: No, you listen - the deal's off.

[hangs up]

Uncle Fester Frump: Oh, yeah? Well, you can say THAT again!

[hangs up]

Uncle Fester Frump: [to Lurch] You can't let these fellas push you around.

Lurch: [having seen the whole thing] Uggggggh.

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Uncle Fester Frump: [explaining why there's a light bulb in his mouth] Oh, the children persuaded me to light up and ride my cycle around, just for old time's sake.

Morticia Frump Addams: We love to watch him ride his motorcycle in the house.

Gomez Addams: And wrestle the alligator.

Thaddeus Logan: Wrestle... the alligator? A LIVE alligator?

Gomez Addams: Not very sporting wrestling a dead one.

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Uncle Fester Frump: Gomez, uh, can you see your way clear to advance me a nickel for a postage stamp?

Gomez Addams: No, but I can give you a check.

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Uncle Fester Frump: All right! If that's what it takes, I'll get it! You'll see! I'll be a big success! I'll throw gold, and diamonds, right at your daughter's feet!

Morticia Frump Addams: [in the guise of Diana's mother] I warn you, she 's got... very big feet!

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Lurch: Youuuuu Rannnng.

Uncle Fester Frump: No, but, Lurch, you can get the car out. I have a date with a very important oyster.

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