Gomez Addams: Your mother's painting the gravedigger's scene from Hamlet. "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio..." That's one of the most hilarious things old Shakespeare ever wrote.
Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: You kids really live in this crumb box?
Wednesday Addams: We like it. It' so nice and eerie.
Wednesday Addams: Only graves.
Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Oh, you break me up, sawed-off.
Gomez Addams: No one but no one can capture the wistful expression of a hyena like you, dear.
Morticia Frump Addams: Now, darling, we want this to be a real surprise to Rocky, so I'll instruct the children to keep it an absolute secret. They're not to tell a living soul - or anyone else for that matter.
Wednesday and Pugsley: [together] We know a secret. We know a secret.
Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Satan's comin' to dinner.
Wednesday Addams: That was last week.
Rockland Cartwright II: Who's the manager of this broken down fun house?