"The Addams Family" Ophelia Visits Morticia (TV Episode 1966) Poster

John Astin: Gomez Addams

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  • Gomez Addams : Bye Fester, you can have my trains, blasting caps...

    Uncle Fester : Oh, gee, thanks. For a minute there I was sorry to see you go.

  • Gomez Addams : Cleopatra, you're a real flirt.

    Morticia Addams : A true Addams.

  • Gomez Addams : Let's face it. Ophelia may be your older sister, but in the school of romance I'm afraid she's just a drop-out.

  • Ophelia Frump : I think I'll end it all.

    Gomez Addams : I'll tell Morticia there'll be one less for lunch.

    Ophelia Frump : Gomez! Suicide on an empty stomach?

  • Gomez Addams : [reading from the Peace Corps manual]  What is the first aid treatment for snake bite?

    Uncle Fester : Oh, that's a cinch. You take the snake and wrap him in a nice warm blanket so he won't go into shock. Right?

    Gomez Addams : It certainly is but that's not the answer they have here.

  • Gomez Addams : [reading from the Peace Corps manual]  The Peace Corps mission is to make friends. Now, what would you do if you were invited to a feast in a native village and were served such local delicacies as sautéed batwing, brisket of warthog and sweet-and-sour scorpion stew?

    Uncle Fester : I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Ich! Whoever heard of mixing sautéed batwings and brisket of warthog?

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