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Appalled by the children's school reading assignments, Morticia throws herself into the task of writing proper stories for children, Addams-style of course, but Gomez fears success will take her away. Though it pains him to tamper with obvious masterpieces such as The Good Giant Slays Sir Lancelot, he enlists Uncle Fester's aid in sabotaging her stories, but to his horror, the tampered tales get published. How can he explain himself to Morticia? Written by
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Pugsley Addams:
Look at these books they gave us to read in school: "A Treasury of Mean Witches, Evil Giants, Wicked Goblins & Other Bedtime Stories by Moricia Addams."
Wednesday Addams:
Mother, how could you? Yuch!
Gomez Addams:
Children, please, watch your language. Besides, your mother didn't write those. I did.
Morticia Frump Addams:
Gomez, you?
Gomez Addams:
Children, please go play with your spiders. Cara, much as it hurt to rewrite those glorious phrases of yours, I... I HAD to do it.
Morticia Frump Addams:
And I know why.
Gomez Addams:
You do?
Morticia Frump Addams:
You wanted to prove that the only thing that publishers will ...
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