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"The Addams Family" Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama (TV Episode 1966) Poster

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Morticia Frump Addams: I'm concerned about the children.

Gomez Addams: I know, but every silver lining has its cloud.

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Uncle Fester Frump: [coming in out of the sun] Gomez! Is it really you?

Gomez Addams: Maybe not. I haven't been myself, lately.

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Gomez Addams: Querida, you're always at your best in a crisis.

Morticia Frump Addams: And you're so inspiring.

Gomez Addams: That's what they said about old Ebenezer Addams.

Morticia Frump Addams: When he led the early settlers across the great plains?

Gomez Addams: When he sold the first guns to the Indians.

Morticia Frump Addams: He really WAS a pioneer.

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Wednesday Addams: My guillotine's busted.

Inez Thudd: "Broken," not "busted."

Pugsley Addams: Well, either way, we can't make it work.

Inez Thudd: You must think positively. Keep repeating firmly to yourself, "My guillotine WILL work. My guillotine WILL work. My guillotine WILL WORK."

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Motel Proprietor: You're the first customers we've had here since you were last here two years ago.

Morticia Frump Addams: Gomez, darling, look!

[Morticia picks up a mildewed jeweled hair comb]

Gomez Addams: So THAT"S where you left it.

Motel Proprietor: I'm coming to think there's somthin' wrong with this place. Eh, maybe the location?

Gomez Addams: Nonsense! The location's ideal. Why, the vinegar works are over there; glue factory's right behind ya.

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Motel Proprietor: Oh, one other little thing - eh, watch out for the badger trap under the bed.

Morticia Frump Addams: What a DIVINE touch!

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[Hurricane Zsa-Zsa blows into the Addams' neighborhood and everyone runs outside to greet it except for Gomez and Morticia]

Gomez Addams: You and I can go up to the attic.

Morticia Frump Addams: The attic?

Gomez Addams: I know how sentimental you are about the Last Chance Motel. I tore a big hole in the roof.

Morticia Frump Addams: Darling.

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Gomez Addams: Fester, my parents were rich, but when I was a boy, I sold newspapers, collected bottles, scrimped and saved my kopecks so that I could buy one single stick of 40% nitro. Now THAT'S how you build character.

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