"The Addams Family" Lurch's Grand Romance (TV Episode 1966) Poster

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

  • Uncle Fester : We thought you were getting married.

    Trivia : Oh, I was on the verge but I just couldn't go through with it.

    Morticia Addams : Why not?

    Trivia : He never asked me.

  • Uncle Fester : [as Trivia exits singing]  With a voice like that she should get life.

  • [the family decides to make over Lurch] 

    Uncle Fester : And after a couple hours with me, why he'll know all there is to know about women.

    Gomez Addams : Whadda you know about women, Fester?

    Uncle Fester : [a little affronted]  Well, I had a mother, didn't I?

  • Morticia Addams : Oh, dear, I can't believe it. My best friend, a husband stealer.

    Uncle Fester : Oh, she could get in trouble doing that. That's petty larceny.

  • Uncle Fester : Well, if anyone can do it, it's Mama. She's a real Femme Fatale. I spoke French. Bye!

    [turns and leaves as quick as he can] 

  • Uncle Fester : Lurch, how do you feel about gas?

    Lurch : Gives me heartburn.

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