Election day is nearing, and Gomez is getting very excited. He puts up all his old campaign posters; notably, all of Gomez's favorite candidates were losers. Sam Hilliard is running for city council, and Gomez throws his support behind the man. Hilliard is eager to get his hands on Gomez's campaign contributions. However, Gomez declares that he'd like to see the money spent in certain ways. After hearing some of the Addams' suggestions, Hilliard wishes they would stay away from his campaign altogether. Written by
Ken Miller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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We want to get our butler, Lurch, on television.
Morticia Frump Addams
We feel he'll appeal to the women's vote.
Camera moves in. It's a close up of Lurch.
Lurch expresses himself on the candidacy of Sam L. Hilliard.
Animal magnetism, you can't top that.