Morticia Frump Addams: Darling, why don't I cable the white hunter and tell him to expect us?
Gomez Addams: Excellent idea, my dear. Tell him: accommodations for seven people, one lion, one alligator, one octopus and one spider. Better forget the spider. I like to travel light.
Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: Now what are your cat's symptoms?
Morticia Frump Addams: He seems to have no appetite at all. He hasn't eaten since yesterday, and then all he had was a leg of yak, some marinated cheetah and a soufflé of aardvark.
Morticia Frump Addams: I do hope you can help Kitty-Cat.
Gomez Addams: We couldn't even tempt him with broiled elephant hooves.
Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: Your cat likes broiled elephant hooves?
Morticia Frump Addams: Doesn't everyone?
Gomez Addams: A picture in domestic tranquility: hemlock on the hearth and my lovely wife feeding the piranha.