- Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: I don't know anything about lions, I'm a bird man, honest. I flunked, I flunked wild beast twice.
- Uncle Fester: Oh, you're my kinda people! I flunked everything twice.
- Morticia Addams: Darling, where are we going to find a Wildebeest this time of year?
- Gomez Addams: [snaps his fingers] I think one lurking in Mama's room.
- Morticia Addams: Ah, leave it to Mama.
- Morticia Addams: Darling, why don't I cable the white hunter and tell him to expect us?
- Gomez Addams: Excellent idea, my dear. Tell him: accommodations for seven people, one lion, one alligator, one octopus and one spider. Better forget the spider. I like to travel light.
- Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: Now what are your cat's symptoms?
- Morticia Addams: He seems to have no appetite at all. He hasn't eaten since yesterday, and then all he had was a leg of yak, some marinated cheetah and a soufflé of aardvark.
- Morticia Addams: I do hope you can help Kitty-Cat.
- Gomez Addams: We couldn't even tempt him with broiled elephant hooves.
- Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: Your cat likes broiled elephant hooves?
- Morticia Addams: Doesn't everyone?
- Gomez Addams: The doctor's slipping faster than Fester.
- Morticia Addams: Yes... we may be witnessing medical history in the making: the first time a patient ever loses a doctor.
- Gomez Addams: A picture in domestic tranquility: hemlock on the hearth and my lovely wife feeding the piranha.
- [Gomez concludes his call to Dr. Mbogo]
- Gomez Addams: [to Morticia] Refuses to come out and see Kitty-Cat.
- Morticia Addams: Refuses to see him?
- Gomez Addams: Seems his father ate his father.
- Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson: [Referring to Itt] Does he bite?
- Morticia Addams: Certainly not! Although he does bark a bit.