Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Book Clubbin' (2003)
Jennifer Saunders: Edina
Quotes
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Plum Berkeley : Is that your daughter downstairs?
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : Did you see her?
Plum Berkeley : A bit fat, isn't she?
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : She's not fat, she's pregnant.
Patsy Stone : Yes, well anyway...
Plum Berkeley : By that big black guy?
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : What?
Plum Berkeley : Is she pregnant by that big black guy?
Patsy Stone : Shut up, Plum, just salute the sun!
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : Pats?
Patsy Stone : No, Eddie.
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : He's Black?
[visions of a mixed-race toddler dance through Edina's head]
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby! I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby, darling!
Patsy Stone : It doesn't make any difference, it's still a baby!
Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon : It makes a difference, darling, a mixed-race baby is the finest accessory a person in my position could ever have, sweetheart! Oh, my God, it's the must-have of the season! It's the CHANEL of babies!