- Willie Tanner: That fire wasn't the result of any curse.
- ALF: How do you explain the timing of that disaster?
- Kate Tanner: It's been a couple of hours since your last one. You were due.
- ALF: If you destroy a history book you cheat future generations out of knowledge of the past.
- Willie Tanner: That's rather deep for a planet whose motto was "Are you going to finish that sandwich."
- ALF: Hey, I don't make fun of your stupid planet. Electoral college.