ALF (TV Series)

Standing in the Shadows of Love (1989)

Max Wright: Willie Tanner

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Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : Jake... is in love?

  ALF : Disgustingly so.

• ALF : You know, it's gonna take 146 years for that message to get anywhere near Andromeda.

  Willie Tanner : Oh, ALF, I didn't think about that. I'm-I'm sorry.

  ALF : Nah, it's okay. That's twice as fast as Melmacian Express Mail. Ha. Ha!

• ALF : Willie, what's another word for beautiful?

  Willie Tanner : Umm, attractive.

  ALF : What's another word for attractive?

  Willie Tanner : Uh, alluring.

  ALF : What's another word for alluring?

  Willie Tanner : Annoying.

  ALF : What's another word for annoying?

  Willie Tanner : ALF.

  ALF : That won't work. It doesn't rhyme with oh, baby.