- Brian Tanner: Hi, Uncle Neal. Why are you dressed like a bed?
- Neal Tanner: ALF said it was a toga party.
- ALF: Shoot! That was the call I was supposed to make.
- Dorothy Halligan: Kate, that is not fair. I'm a very sensitive person.
- Kate Tanner: I'm sorry.
- Dorothy Halligan: Now, where's Rain Man with my bags?
- Dorothy Halligan: For all I know, he's in some two-bit jazz club buying a drink for some lonely middle-age floozy.
- Kate Tanner: Oh, Whizzer won't do that.
- Dorothy Halligan: Are you kidding? How do you think he met me?