The A-Team (TV Series)

West Coast Turnaround (1983)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

Quotes 

• Hannibal : Murdock, B.A. take the right. Face, stay with me.

  Face : Er, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.

  Murdock : Me too.

  Hannibal : Are you guys saying you don't wanna team up with me?

  Face : Yes.

  Murdock : Yes.

  Hannibal : Why?

  B.A. : I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz, man, you're dangerous!

• Chuck Easterland : You guys are a bunch of clowns. Very funny. I'm bustin' a gut here.

  Hannibal : [Referring to Murdock]  He's a mental patient. Eh, he's not dangerous, usually, but he does hallucinate.

• Hannibal : I like to see the size of a slug - before I step on him...

• Chuck Easterland : I told you to get out of here. Maybe next time you'll listen.

  Hannibal : I doubt it. I'm stubborn. It's a serious character flaw.

• Hannibal : What do you think, B.A.?

  B.A. : Oh, man, this rig is about 16.000 overweight. And the rear brakes is whistling Dixie. And these air hose, they got dry rot.

  Hannibal : Wonderful. All they have to do is get to farmer's market in L.A.

• Amy : You guys think you're gonna hang armored plating all over my new car? You're nuts!

  Hannibal : You got us into this, Amy. We gotta use what's available.