In the Australian outback, the A-Team has acquired a Crystal Skull that some believe generates bad luck. Murdock, Face and Frankie have to bail from their plane and land between two feuding Aboriginal tribes. Seeing the skull, the Toga tribe proclaims Murdock to be their 'King Murdocka'. As such, he has to choose a wife and prove his immortality. During this last ceremony, the rival Toga Toga tribe, aided by a couple of Uzi carrying 'monks', steal back the religious item. Meanwhile General Stockwell is breathing down Hannibal's neck to finish this 'simple find and retrieve' assignment. Written by
The TV Archaeologist
Did You Know?
The natives' chant at the end sounds suspiciously like "Who wrote this? Who wrote this?" See more
The VU meters on the tape recorder 'playing' the monks chants don't move indicating that a blank tape is playing. See more
You didn't say anything about no monks!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
Well, monks do go with a monastary, now don't they?
I understand you have some diamonds?
[posing as a monk
Men of God have no need for such... baubles.