In the Australian outback, the A-Team has acquired a Crystal Skull that some believe generates bad luck. Murdock, Face and Frankie have to bail from their plane and land between two feuding Aboriginal tribes. Seeing the skull, the Toga tribe proclaims Murdock to be their 'King Murdocka'. As such, he has to choose a wife and prove his immortality. During this last ceremony, the rival Toga Toga tribe, aided by a couple of Uzi carrying 'monks', steal back the religious item. Meanwhile General Stockwell is breathing down Hannibal's neck to finish this 'simple find and retrieve' assignment. Written by
The TV Archaeologist
Did You Know?
The natives' chant at the end sounds suspiciously like "Who wrote this? Who wrote this?" See more
The Australian who threatens Hannibal close to the end of the episode cocks his gun twice. See more
Gen. Hunt Stockwell
[on the phone
The President is calling me every hour. If he can't return that skull to King Fassaad, King Fassaad can't put his country's oldest religious back in his museum. That means he's broken his promise to his people, the President has broken his promise to him, I've broken my promise to the President, and you've broken you're promise to me. Now in that scenario, who's dog get's kicked?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
We're all invited to the White House, for dinner.