Edit
Storyline
Deep in Peru where a tributary of the Amazon bends, a pirate outfit lead by the treacherous El Cajon ('the Coffin') who hides a double gun in his wooden leg, is hired by the gangster Doyle to keep both Amazonian Indians (whom they scare) and all strangers (whom they rob and kidnap of kill) out. When they thus cause the disappearance of Dr. Brian Lefcourt, who practiced Archeology there but owns several newspapers and is engaged with reporter Tawnia Baker, she sends in the A-team, who find it poetical the masquerade as a coffin's escort after springing Murdock -who now claims to be directing 'the' movie- from the lunatic asylum in that very coffin. Written by
KGF Vissers
Plot Summary
|
Add Synopsis
Edit
Did You Know?
Trivia
This two-hour TV movie is usually shown as two parts in syndication.
See more »
Quotes
El Cajon:
You are well armed, Señor.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith:
Are you the jackass that calls himself 'The Coffin'?
El Cajon:
Yes Señor, El Cajon.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock:
Mr. Coffin, please do not sweat. there is to be no sweating in my film.
[
throws him a towel]
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock:
Here, wipe it off yourself.
See more »
Soundtracks
"The Witch Doctor"
By
Ross Bagdasarian (as Ross Bagdasarian Sr.)
See more »