- Col. Decker: Freeze, Smith!
- Hannibal: I'm sorry, our store Santa Clause has gone for the day. You'll have to come back, if you want to tell him what you want for Christmas.
- Col. Decker: My Christmas present is you, Smith.
- Hannibal: You have expensive taste.
- Hannibal: You couldn't fill this building with enough money to get me to pull you out of a burning wreck. But I would take you and this whole network of terrorism you've set up and flush you down the sewer, just to see the kind of sound you'd make.
- "Hannibal" Smith: [to Tawnia] We don't give autographs, honey. What's going on, Murdock?
- Tawnia Baker: I got some very important information for you: Colonel Decker is after you.
- "Faceman" Peck: Now there's a hot flash.
- Col. Decker: All of ya, hands up.
- [noticing Tawnia]
- Col. Decker: Miss Allen takes an overseas assignment, you don't waste any time replacing her, do ya?
- "Hannibal" Smith: [to Decker] All right, you just hang in there, Colonel. Took us ten years to break Lynch's spirit.
- [pats him on the shoulder]
- "Hannibal" Smith: Arrivederci!
- Tawnia Baker: You guys are a real trip!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: We can be a real mean trip, too. You got a lot of explaining to do.
- Tawnia Baker: I'm telling you, I am a reporter. I work for L.A. Career Express and I know Amy Allen very well.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Which is very difficult for us to confirm on short notice, seeing that Amy's in Jakarta right now.
- Tawnia Baker: Oh, Face, I almost died when you went out that window!
- Face: [sarcastic] You almost died?
- "Hannibal" Smith: [calling down 2 floors] Face, Murdock!
- Murdock: [to Tawnia] This building is too weird. Buttons scream at you, stairs talk to you.
- Face: [shouting upwards] Hannibal, where are you?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Seventh floor, stay where you are!
- Ron Graham: [Face was thrown out a 10 story window and landed in a swimming pool] I was lucky there was a pool down there, you could've killed him!
- Mr. Carson: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
- Mr. Carson: You'll never get out of this place.
- Hannibal: Yeah? We got in easy enough. We'll just do the same thing, backwards.