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"The A-Team" Lease with an Option to Die (TV Episode 1985) Poster

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Hannibal: [Hannibal gets a call on the top secret mobile phone] It's long distance. It's for Mr. B.A. Baracus. The... head of the A-Team.

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B.A. Baracus: They broke my mother's arm. Nobody puts their hand on my mother and lives to tell about it. We're going to Chicago right now, Hannibal!

Hannibal: B.A., now take it easy. We're behind you on this thing 100 percent.

Face: B.A., whatever you say. Remember, you're our leader.

B.A. Baracus: Look man, I know I exaggerate sometime, but you do it all the time!

Face: Well but ac-, actually, I always felt you had leadership potential.

B.A. Baracus: Hey man, we gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother.

Murdock: That's gonna mean flying, big guy.

B.A. Baracus: That's right, flying!

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Mrs. Baracus: Murdock, you are the craziest fellow I ever met. I think I want to adopt you.

Murdock: Really, maybe I could be the long-lost brother he never had.

B.A. Baracus: And maybe you can be the ghost I never had if you don't shut up.

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Mrs. Baracus: He doesn't look like a crazy man to me.

Murdock: Wait'll you get to know me.

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B.A. Baracus: Oh, momma, nobody calls me Scooter anymore!

Mrs. Baracus: Well, you'll always be Scooter to me, I don't care much jewelry you wear.

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Face: You and your husband live in the building?

Karen: [pause] I'm single. I have a two bedroom on the third floor.

Face: Ah. I'd love to see it sometime.

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Faceman: [pretending B.A. leads the A-Team] Boy, B.A., you got us on the jazz now!

Hannibal: Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together!

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Phillip Chadway: Somebody hit your car.

David Plout: What? This isn't my day!

Phillip Chadway: Maybe it was an old lady in a wheelchair?

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Mrs. Baracus: I remember the day that Scooter came and told me that he had signed up for the army. He was just a boy, eighteen. They told him they'd teach him a trade. He'd come home a trained mechanic and maybe be able to have a shop of his own. I was just hoping and praying he'd come home at all.

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Hannibal: I wish I could promise you that he'd come home for Christmas someday and stay.

Mrs. Baracus: Oh I know you can't, and I accepted that a long time ago. But I'll tell you one thing Hannibal, I sleep a whole lot better now, knowing that he's not out there alone. He's with his family.

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Phillip Chadway: You try to interfere with another one of my properties, and they won't be able to put you guys together with crazy glue.

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Mrs. Baracus: [to Hannibal] One Christmas he sent me a card, well, it wasn't really a card, it was a picture of the four of you, with a piece of green and red ribbon tied around it. And on the back he said 'Don't worry about me, Mama, I'm not alone for Christmas'. Like he was reading my mind.

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Mrs. Baracus: The police are on their way. I'm placing you under citizen's arrest, any of you try to get up, I'm gonna slap you silly.

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Hannibal: Mr. Chadway doesn't own this block here.

Face: That'll be a heck of a time trying to get from the lobby to the pool.

B.A. Baracus: I wouldn't want to live there.

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