- B.A.: All I know, this cupboard over there is as empty as Murdock's head. I shoulda known better than to let that fool plan our vacation!
- Hannibal: I'm gonna show these guys what a weekend in the country is really like.
- Jenny Sherman: What about saving yourselves?
- Murdock: We are beyond saving.
- Murdock: Look, look, you don't have to be any good. I mean all you have to do is have someone less good along with you. That's the whole theory behind fishing.
- Col. Decker: I'm through losing you guys. If you they do anything, if they even twitch, shoot to kill!
- Hannibal: Now if you had been that way last year, you'd have gotten a lot further, a lot quicker.
- Hannibal: [imitating Decker] This is it, Smith!
- [normal voice]
- Hannibal: Isn't that what you always say right about now?
- Col. Decker: I shouldn't ever have to say it again.
- Maxwell: [posing as Roy Sherman] We're also the men who're going to help ourselves to your chopper.
- Col. Decker: What?
- [Decker and Crane get ambushed by the gang]
- Col. Decker: They were right!
- Captain Crane: The A-Team?
- Col. Decker: Escaped criminals.