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"The A-Team" Children of Jamestown (TV Episode 1983) Poster

(TV Series)

(1983)

Quotes

B.A. Baracus: Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.

Tim Coulton: Well, I turn a lot of junk into art, it's what I do.

Hannibal: What's in the barn?

Tim Coulton: My studio.

B.A. Baracus: Studio? You make movies too? What do you call them, those art movies?

Tim Coulton: It's where I sculpt.

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Coulton's Daughter: Are you sure you're all right? You really should be lying down, you know.

Face: Oh, I can't lie down. Not till we get Hannibal's boots back.

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Hannibal: Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?

Face: Uh, I don't know.

[to closest cult member]

Face: Half slip?

[gets hit in the gut with a rifle]

Face: Ohhh!

Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Garter belt?

[gets in the gut with a rifle]

Hannibal: Arrgh!

B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose!

[gets hit doesn't react]

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Hannibal: [Face has been knocked out] Face, how many fingers am I holding up?

Face: [dazed] Blue... tree!

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Martin James: Have you heard this poem? "The time of right is the goal of the fight. The Lord will prevail where evil shall wail."

Hannibal: Have you heard THIS poem? "Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, down he run, you smell worse than my socks!"

[Hannibal and the other members of the team laugh]

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Amy: Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.

Face: Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.

Hannibal: Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.

Face: [spitting out a tooth] Oh, there goes another cap!

B.A. Baracus: Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.

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Face: [Face to Coulton's daughter about Murdock] That guy's as crazy as a Mexican rattler, but I love him.

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Sheila's Father: We've got to do something, they might be killed!

Howling Mad Murdock: They'd rather be dead than in jail, trust me.

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Howling Mad Murdock: Hey Face, those blood capsules work great!

B.A. Baracus: Hannibal knocked out his cap!

Howling Mad Murdock: HANNIBAL! Without the Faceman's smile we get lousy hotels!

Hannibal: Get that bird off the ground!

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Amy: So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?

Hannibal: Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?

Amy: Are you kidding?

B.A. Baracus: Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.

Amy: Well I don't think I can.

Face: Try. You gotta try.

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Hannibal: I believe it was General Grant who once said: When you are surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.

Amy: Yeah? And what's that?

Hannibal: Surrender.

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Tim Coulton: I don't know who you guys are, or what you're plannin' to do, but if I was you, I'd get in that jeep and head right out of here, fast. That reverend James does not play nice.

Hannibal: Well, it wouldn't be fun if he played nice. Besides, I'm going back to his place.

Tim Coulton: What for?

Hannibal: He's got over a hundred kids he's terrorizing up there that need help. Besides, he stole my boots. Nobody steals my boots.

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Amy: I think that you are crude and disgusting. All you do is yell at me! 'The pancakes are lumpy!'

Face: The pancakes ARE lumpy!

Amy: 'The orange juice is too pulpy!'

Face: Will you shut up, Sue Ellen? Just shut your damn yap! You've been braying about coffee all morning so let's just get the coffee and let's go, okay?

Amy: OKAY!

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Face: Boy, eh, you really fill out that tunic. You used to be a line backer for the Rams?

Brother Stephen: We do the Lord's work. If you're here to taunt us, please don't.

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Howling Mad Murdock: That's my unit down there, you gotta stick with your unit.

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Amy: [captured by James' men and about to be executed] I thought they were supposed to be religious.

Hannibal: It's got nothing to do with Christianity, it's about power. He's a crazy cultist terrorizing kids.

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B.A. Baracus: [about Martin James] The man's a pothead, Hannibal, he's high on smack or a speedball or something. That's why he wears those shades, so you can't see his eyes.

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Hannibal: [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

Face: Uh, I don't know.

[to closest Cult Member]

Face: Half slip?

[gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]

Face: Ohh!

Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Garter belt?

[gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]

Hannibal: Arrgh!

B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose!

[gets hit. Doesn't react]

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