Mean Gene Okerlund: Another successful title defense for the heavyweight champion of the world, my guest at this time: Hulk Hogan, and what a battle that one was!
Hulk Hogan: Well you know, Mean Gene, ever since I won the WWF World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight title, man, I've been on one heck of a roll. I've been to Tokyo, Japan, Africa, Asia, Bankok and all point in between. And you know something? I've defended this thing succesfully everywhere I went. But I'm really excited, Mean Gene, because coming up here in a few days, man, I'm comming to my own home town, L.A., brother, Los Angeles, California. And more than that, all the money, all the Hulkamaniacs, all the Hulkamania running wild, all that money from all my people, I'm donating that money to my favorite charity, Mean Gene.
"B.A." Baracus: Good to see you, man, you're looking great!
Hulk Hogan: Mean, clean, human destruction machine!
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah!
Face: [to Hannibal] Regular mutual appreciation society.
Hulk Hogan: I'm glad you could make it. You know, I had a heck of a time locating you dudes.
Murdock: Mr. Hogan, this is truly an amazing pleasure. I have been a wrestling devotee since I was five years old Bruno Sammartino, Bobo Brasil...
Hulk Hogan: Hey, both fine wrestlers!
Murdock: I always dreamed of being a professional wrestler myself, you know, but look, look at how I turned out.
"Hannibal" Smith: You two met in 'Nam, huh?
Hulk Hogan: Yeah, B.A. was the baddest dude I ever met in 'Nam.
Murdock: B.A. says he saved your life over there.
Hulk Hogan: Hey, he didn't save my life, I saved his live.
"B.A." Baracus: No man, you get it all wrong, you've been getting it mixed up for years, man. Don't you remember Da Nang and the tent I visit?
Hulk Hogan: Yeah when we were pinned down in the hut.
Hulk Hogan: You took the shell!
"B.A." Baracus: No, you took the shell!
[they angrily but heads]
"Hannibal" Smith: I think they both took the shell.
Murdock: You know, I'm tired of being the blue collar guy in these cons. Why don't you guys let me broaden my acting repertoire?
Murdock: Oh, I saw this old guy below deck, he looked like he somebody out of Dick Tracy's ten most wanted list.
Kerry Mitchell: Sonny's father maybe?
Murdock: That would explain the nome-de-neptune.
Hulk Hogan: What's the plan, Hannibal?
"Hannibal" Smith: We go to Pappa Kotero and we say... where did you hide it?
Col. Decker: Mr. DeBerg, I want these men turned over to me immediately.
Special Agent DeBerg: Hey pal, the FBI nailed these guys.
Col. Decker: These men are military fugitives.
Special Agent DeBerg: That were apprehended by the F.B.I.
Col. Decker: The army's been chasing them for ten years.
Special Agent DeBerg: And we've been chasing them for ten minutes.