Murdock: I had an uncle Carl once, he was a milkman, but all he ever gave me was cottage cheese.
B.A. Baracus: Murdock, your brains are cottage cheese.
"Faceman": I just want you to know we haven't lost our knack for putting us in the most dangerous situations possible.
Kyle Ludwig: I'll tell you what, I, I decided to like you. You call me Kyle from now on, alright, and I'll talk to my uncle Carl about the money.
Murdock: B.A., please, you are our pitt crew inspiration. It would be well for you not to dwell on the probabilities of 'Why Not' and concern yourself with 'What If'.
John "Hannibal" Smith: You must be Kyle Lovesick.
Kyle Ludwig: Ludwig! Kyle Ludwig. Who are you supposed to be, huh?
John "Hannibal" Smith: I'm the clean racing fairy. This is my helper
John "Hannibal" Smith: How's it going, Jack?
Jack Harmon: Yeah.
Jack Harmon: John! What are you doing here?
John "Hannibal" Smith: We'll talk later.
Jack Harmon: But Colonel Decker will be here looking for ya.
John "Hannibal" Smith: Hm. I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.
Kyle Ludwig: You're dead.
John "Hannibal" Smith: That's why I'm the clean racing fairy.
John "Hannibal" Smith: Don't waste your pixie dust on him, you'd need a ton of it.
John "Hannibal" Smith: [after the bad guys blow up a car with Kid Harmon's tarp over it] I can't believe you did that, you just destroyed an expensive racing car.
Scarface: Yeah, I'm all broken hearted.
John "Hannibal" Smith: Well, I'm sure when Mr. Kyle Ludwig finds out you blew up *his* car, he's going to break more than that.
B.A. Baracus: Told you you didn't want to do that, sucker.
"Faceman": I'm sure people must wonder where a guy like Kyle Ludwig can get the money from to afford a race car, a pit crew...
Murdock: He probably gets it the old fashioned way, by earning it.
"Faceman": No, I think he does what a lot of young people do, gets it from home, only in this case, home is back in Chicago, home of a famous crime family, the head of it being his uncle Carl, Carl Ludwig.