7th Heaven (TV Series)

Losers (2000)

Stephen Collins: Rev. Eric Camden

Quotes 

• Mary Camden : [to Eric as he feeds the twins]  Where's Mom?

  Rev. Eric Camden : I am perfectly capable of feeding my own sons. I do it all the time! I have fed my children for over 21 years now. True, for many of them, your mom cooked most of those meals while I was out earning the money to pay for those meals, but from time to time, I have fed one of my offspring, or all of my offspring, just as I am doing now, without the aid of Mom!

  Mary Camden : I'm just looking for Mom because she asked me to pick up some soap for her.

  Rev. Eric Camden : Oh. She's upstairs.

• Mary Camden : Dad, please. They really are my friends, Frankie is my friend! She asked me to bring over those college brochures tonight so we could look over them, and make a plan to go back to school.

  Rev. Eric Camden : And did you?

  Mary Camden : No.

  Rev. Eric Camden : Because she was too stoned? Mary... who are you and what are you doing with these people?

• Mary Camden : [to Eric]  If you're not going to help them, I'll help them.

  Rev. Eric Camden : How? You don't have a job, you don't have any money. You have to help yourself before you can help anyone else!

• Mary Camden : [about Frankie and Johnny]  They are good people. They're both working, and they're trying to raise this kid, and it's really hard.

  Rev. Eric Camden : So hard that they have to smoke pot.