Mary admits to Dick she's been studying the Solomons for the past four years (because they are a typical one-parent American family) and that she's now been offered the chance to make a documentary about them. Dick agrees, seeing this as a perfect opportunity to prove they pass for humans. However, the Solomons are worried they might be exposed as aliens and, during the filming, they almost are. In trying to cover up the secret they're aliens, they make up other secrets: Sally's a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed and Harry is an alcoholic. Written by
Marco van Hoof <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Dad's a great guy, you'd love to meet him.
Dr. Mary Albright
Dick, you told me your father was dead.
Dr. Dick Solomon
She meant you'd like his corpse.
Spoofs An American Family