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"3rd Rock from the Sun" Sensitive Dick (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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[to his students]

Dr. Dick Solomon: All right people, due to your staggering ineptitude, I'm issuing the following assignment. You will write a five page letter to your parents apologizing for wasting their money... and bring a stamp dammit, I'm not a post office!

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Judith Draper: After reviewing all the testimony, the disciplinary committee unanimously votes to admonish Dr. Solomon.

Dr. Dick Solomon: What does that mean?

Judith Draper: You're officially admonished.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Does that come with a pay cut?

Judith Draper: No, but if there's another violation, you will be censured.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Does that come with a pay cut?

Judith Draper: No, but if that fails to stop you, you will be sanctioned, which means a thirty day suspension.

Dr. Dick Solomon: With pay?

Judith Draper: Yes, with pay.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, that sounds pretty good. Could I be sanctioned right now?

Judith Draper: No, we're adjourned.

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[to Judith]

Dr. Dick Solomon: I don't need sensitivity training... you strident, power-mad tart!

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