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"3rd Rock from the Sun" Dick's First Birthday (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Dr. Dick Solomon: Why is age so important?

Nina Campbell: Well, I guess you've got a milestone creeping up on you.

Dr. Dick Solomon: No, that's my underwear.

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Dr. Mary Albright: I think grey hair makes you look distinguished.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with grey hair.

Dr. Mary Albright: I don't think so. Men look distinguished with grey hair. Women just look old.

Dr. Dick Solomon: When women get breasts, they look sexy. When men get breasts, they look old.

Dr. Mary Albright: Good point! How old are you?

Dr. Dick Solomon: How old are you?

Dr. Mary Albright: You first.

Dr. Dick Solomon: No, you first.

Dr. Mary Albright: You.

Dr. Dick Solomon: [pauses for a moment] 42.

Dr. Mary Albright: Me, too!

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Dr. Mary Albright: [Dick is smitten with a new co-ed] Oh, will you act your age?

Dr. Dick Solomon: What does my age have to do with it?

Dr. Mary Albright: Like you didn't know.

Dr. Dick Solomon: I don't know.

Dr. Mary Albright: Well, I do.

Dr. Dick Solomon: What are we talking about?

Dr. Mary Albright: All I know is that when I was Laurie's age, I did not appreciate having middle-aged men fawn over me.

Dr. Dick Solomon: [surprised] You were once her age?

Dr. Mary Albright: Yes, believe it or not.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Very well. Not it is.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: I thought you were only interested in older men.

Laurie Harris: I am. He's 29.

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Dr. Mary Albright: If we're over the hill, we might as well enjoy the ride down.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Thank you for saying we.

Dr. Mary Albright: It just slipped out.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: You know, the light of the moon is so wonderful. It shows me what you must have looked like so many years ago.

Dr. Mary Albright: That was... almost beautiful.

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