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"3rd Rock from the Sun" Dick the Vote (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Dick Solomon: Right, and how many times do I get to vote?

Volunteer: One time.

Dick Solomon: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?

Volunteer: No.

Dick Solomon: Have you noticed how tall I am?

Volunteer: We all get one vote.

Dick Solomon: So your opinion counts equally with mine?

Volunteer: You got it.

Dick Solomon: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: I have only 2 choices for city council! A professional LIAR and my brother the JOKE! Neither of them should even be RUNNING FOR OFFICE! THERE IS NO CHOICE! My only choice is not to vote at ALL! Democracy is HORRIBLE! ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!

Dr. Mary Albright: You're SO RIGHT! Democracy is the WORST form of government there IS... except for ALL of the others! And that is EXACTLY why you have to vote!

Dr. Dick Solomon: NO!

Dr. Mary Albright: YES!

Dr. Dick Solomon: NOOOO!

Dr. Mary Albright: YEESSSSS!

Dr. Mary Albright: If you DON'T VOTE you can't complain

Dr. Dick Solomon: Complaining is all I have LEFT!

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Dr. Dick Solomon: What's the point of having a democracy if people go around voting wrong?

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Dr. Mary Albright: OK... Let's move on to the candidates... this should be a "NO-BRAINER" city council District 9 HARRY SOLOMON!

Dr. Dick Solomon: YEAHHHH...

Dr. Mary Albright: WHAT? Don't tell me you're voting for GANSMILLER!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Don't tell me you're voting for HARRY!

Dr. Mary Albright: Well YES I'm voting for Harry!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Then you're voting WRONG!

Dr. Mary Albright: There's no such THING as "VOTING WRONG"!

Dr. Dick Solomon: YES! THERE IS! You're doing it! You're making a MOCKERY of this WHOLE ELECTION by voting wrong!

Dr. Mary Albright: It's MY VOTE I get to use it ANY WAY I want!

Dr. Dick Solomon: What's the point of having a DEMOCRACY if people go around voting WRONG?

Dr. Mary Albright: In my opinion democracy is doing JUST FINE the way it IS!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Then your OPINION is WRONG!

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Tommy Solomon: OK... Let's move on to the candidates... this should be a "NO-BRAINER" city council District 9 HARRY SOLOMON!

Dr. Dick Solomon: YEAHHHH...

Tommy Solomon: WHAT? Don't tell me you're voting for GANSMILLER!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Don't tell me you're voting for HARRY!

Tommy Solomon: Well YES I'm voting for Harry!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Then you're voting WRONG!

Tommy Solomon: There's no such THING as "VOTING WRONG"!

Dr. Dick Solomon: YES! THERE IS! You're doing it! You're making a MOCKERY of this WHOLE ELECTION by voting wrong!

Tommy Solomon: It's MY VOTE I get to use it ANY WAY I want!

Dr. Dick Solomon: What's the point of having a DEMOCRACY if people go around voting WRONG?

Tommy Solomon: In my opinion democracy is doing JUST FINE the way it IS!

Dr. Dick Solomon: Then your OPINION is WRONG!

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Officer Don: Sometimes a wrinkle runs through the city, and it rears up on its haunches, like an ugly monkey ready to strike.

Sally Solomon: Oh Don! You always have your finger up the pulse of danger!

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