Tommy Solomon: Hey Albright. What's with the cap?
Dr. Mary Albright: Why? Too much?
Tommy Solomon: Well not if you're fighting crime.
Harry Solomon: So what is this thing you're going to anyway?
Dr. Dick Solomon: It's a charity auction.
Tommy Solomon: And what's charity again?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well all I know is they're giving out free drinks and paddles with numbers on them.
Harry Solomon: Well I guess that's what charity's all about: getting liquored up and spanking your neighbor.