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"3rd Rock from the Sun" Brains and Eggs (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Dr. Mary Albright: For future reference: I have a red Volvo.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Please, Dr. Albright, we barely know each other.

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[Sally is fussing with her cleavage]

Sally Solomon: They seem to have greater power when they collide. I'm not wrong, am I?

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Harry Solomon: Dick, I can't see through my eyelids.

Sally Solomon: Open them.

Harry Solomon: Oh, they're manual.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: Leon, of course it's wrong! The odds against you're being right are... staggering! You have a great advantage, you know the outcome. You will be wrong. Don't fear it, embrace your wrongness!

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Harry Solomon: Okay, so meat loaf is bread crumbs, spices, and ground beef?

Mrs. Mamie Dubcek: That's it.

Harry Solomon: And ground beef is essentially nothing more than a cow?

Mrs. Mamie Dubcek: Yeah.

Harry Solomon: Well, doesn't it scream when they stuff it in the grinder?

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Harry Solomon: Women. You can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere.

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[Sally is wearing a revealing dress]

[sarcastically]

Nina Campbell: Nice dress.

Sally Solomon: I just threw it on.

Nina Campbell: Yeah, well, you almost missed.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina, you smell great!

Nina Campbell: Thanks, I try...

[Dick buries his face in Nina's rear end]

Nina Campbell: That had better be your nose!

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Dr. Dick Solomon: [seeing a couple kissing] Look, life forms. And they're cleaning each other.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: [Harry is holding a flashlight with the bulb end facing inwards] You know, I have an urge to hold that.

Harry Solomon: Well, that's exactly what it's for.

Dr. Dick Solomon: May I?

Harry Solomon: Please.

Dr. Dick Solomon: [takes the flashlight and holds it the same way] You know I rather like this.

Harry Solomon: Yes.

Dr. Dick Solomon: I find this very satisfying.

Harry Solomon: I know.

Dr. Dick Solomon: [after a pause] I wonder what Dr Albright is doing right now.

Harry Solomon: OK, that's enough.

[takes back flashlight]

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Dr. Dick Solomon: [after seeing Mary putting on lipstick] Excuse me, I have the sudden urge to clean you.

[kisses her passionately]

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Mrs. Sumner: May I take your coat?

Dr. Dick Solomon: If I can keep my pants.

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Dr. Dick Solomon: Sally, I want you to observe her. Find out what women on this planet do.

Sally Solomon: Well, why can't Harry do it?

Dr. Dick Solomon: Because you're the woman.

Sally Solomon: That brings up a very good question; why am I the woman?

Dr. Dick Solomon: Because you lost.

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Tommy Solomon: Why are you talking to me like I'm a child?

Dr. Dick Solomon: You are a child.

Tommy Solomon: I'm older than you.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, now I'm bigger. And on this planet, size matters.

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Nina Campbell: Is your wife out of town.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Uh... Mrs. Solomon is no longer with us. She uh... burned up on re-entry.

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Dr. Mary Albright: This is a small office and you are behaving like a big hose-monkey.

Dr. Dick Solomon: You're not so bad yourself, woman.

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Dr. Mary Albright: You have an impressive résumé.

Dr. Dick Solomon: I am the high commander.

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