[in a bar, Dick asks his students for advice]
Dr. Dick Solomon: Gentlemen, how do you know when it's time to get married?
Aubrey Pitman: Right when that little stick thing turns blue.
Sally Solomon: I've dated more than any of you.
Harry Solomon: But by no stretch of the imagination have you been the most promiscuous.
Sally Solomon: I'm getting married.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Why are you doing this?
Sally Solomon: Two reasons: I'm a woman and he asked me.