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"3rd Rock from the Sun" A Dick on One Knee (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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[in a bar, Dick asks his students for advice]

Dr. Dick Solomon: Gentlemen, how do you know when it's time to get married?

Aubrey Pitman: Right when that little stick thing turns blue.

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Sally Solomon: I've dated more than any of you.

Harry Solomon: But by no stretch of the imagination have you been the most promiscuous.

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Sally Solomon: I'm getting married.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Why are you doing this?

Sally Solomon: Two reasons: I'm a woman and he asked me.

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Sally Solomon: It's what women are supposed to do: Get married, have kids, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.

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