'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Nicked Knockwurst (1986)

Richard Gibson: Herr Otto Flick

Quotes 

• Herr Flick : When did you learn of this?

  Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen : I received the information at 11:00 this morning

  Herr Flick : That was 4 hours ago! Why did you take so long to inform me?

  Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen : The message was wrapped around a brick and thrown at my head. I have just regained consciousness.

• Herr Flick : Your Colonel is is in charge of security. Tell him that if the painting is not recovered, he is to burn down the town... except for this building.

  Helga : Yes Herr Flick.

  Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen : Herr Flick, I have a small, but comfortable, apartment over the bakery. Could you perhaps make some special recommendation about it?

  Herr Flick : Yes, sell the toaster and do not pay the rent.