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"'Allo 'Allo!" Pretty Maids All in a Row (TV Episode 1987) Poster

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Officer Crabtree: [Edith has just pretended to shoot two British airmen, dressed as hookers, and the given the gun back to Hans] I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats.

Officer Crabtree: [Gesturing to Hans] You hold in your hind a smooking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty.

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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Can you keep a secret?

Lt. Hubert Gruber: Well, I've done pretty well till now.

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Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: [Discussing plans with Herr Flick & Von Smallhausen] What sort of disguise?"

Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen: [Herr Flick & Von Smallhausen open there treanch coats to show maides outfits underneath] Not aprooved. But you can stay and have a drink if you like.

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