Officer Crabtree: [Edith has just pretended to shoot two British airmen, dressed as hookers, and the given the gun back to Hans] I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats.
Officer Crabtree: [Gesturing to Hans] You hold in your hind a smooking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Can you keep a secret?
Lt. Hubert Gruber: Well, I've done pretty well till now.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: [Discussing plans with Herr Flick & Von Smallhausen] What sort of disguise?"
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen: [Herr Flick & Von Smallhausen open there treanch coats to show maides outfits underneath] Not aprooved. But you can stay and have a drink if you like.