He's Such a Girl (2009)

Will Stiles: Aldo

Quotes 

• Aldo : And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?

  Whitney : I already saved us ten bucks.

  Aldo : You are gonna make a great wife someday.

  Whitney : Is that a proposal, big guy?

  Taylor : Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.

• Taylor : Just tell Whit I want to be left alone. I need a little Taylor time.

  Aldo : How about a goodbye rub?

• Aldo : I will never be irrelevant in our life. I could call your parents right now and rock their holy world.

• Whitney : Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.

  Aldo : Then knit me a sweater, homo.

• Whitney : Little early to be drinking, isn't it?

  Aldo : It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.

  Whitney : Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.