The Big Gay Sketch Show (2006– )
Condoleeza Rice: [on "Political Project Runway"] I'm here to win. And by win, I mean lose. Stay the course, with all the catastrophic devastation of winning. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elaine Stritch: [at WalMart] Everybody buuuuuyyyy! Buuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyy! BUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY! Eh, I'm just screaming! Rob, I'm just screaming!