Oprah and her platonic friend Gale discuss their latest adventures. Parents of celebrities encourage people to vote against gay adoptions. An overweight man joins a Chicago-style pilates class. A woman brings her date home to meet her two gay dads who happen to have enormous genitalia. Jeff Foxworthy hosts "Are You Smarter Than a Tranny Hooker?"
Naldo services his customers at the airport. Former First Lady Barbara Bush sells her pearl necklaces. Heterosexual actors Antonio Banderas and Edward Burns star in the latest Hollywood gay blockbuster, Coalminer's Mountain. Catch a preview of the latest reality show, Color Me Reality. The Anal Breeze lubricant spokesperson enjoys a not-so-quiet dinner with her family. Lesbians try to plan a party without the lesbian drama.