El Mascarado Massacre (2006)

Director:

Jesse Baget

Writer:

Jesse Baget (writer)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

On their way to Caba San Lucas, the cast and crew of a low-budget film get lost and come upon "La Sangre De Dios"...

Cast

Rey Misterio Sr.	...	El Mascarado
Irwin Keyes	...	Stranger
Adam Huss	...	Alphonse
Leyla Razzari	...	Dallas (as Leyla Milani)
Margaret Scarborough	...	Debbie
Jeremy Radin	...	Steve
Catherine Wreford	...	Daisy
Zack Bennett	...	Jimbo

Also Known As:

The Mexican Porn Massacre (USA) (working title)
Wrestlemaniac (International: English title) (new title)

Runtime:

75 min | Greece:85 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Portugal:M/16 | Germany:18 (JK/SPIO) (uncut) | Germany:18 (cut) | New Zealand:R18

Filming Locations:

Santa Clarita, California, USA

Company:

Blue Cactus Pictures

Movie Connections:

References The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Soundtrack:

Scream

Great for what it is

Insane Mexican wrestler brutalizes people before ripping their faces off with his bare hands. Really, nobody watching this expects Tolstoy. But for what it is, a lowbudget slasher flick, it's top stuff.

First of all, the premise. Part homage to the ridiculous luchadore movies of Santo, Blue Demon et al, it's hilarious on paper. Yet in choosing Rey Misterio Sr. for the role, they've made an inspired choice. He's not a 7' monster who towers unbelievably over the protagonists, but a short, squat guy who looks like he really could snap your spine with his bare hands. Clever lighting make his mask highly creepy on top of that, leading to a genuinely menacing presence.

Gorewise, this is a movie about faces being torn off. It's the movie's tagline, it's even on the front of the DVD case and the promo posters. You're teased with it, and when you finally see it, man it's nasty. Double thumbs up to the effects team, peeled faces haven't looked this good since Texas Chainsaw, though at a couple of specific points the blood seemed a little too light in tone and too opaque. It's highlighted further by the contrast with the rest of the movie, when it's that wonderous slick dark blood you expect from a horror these days. El Mascarado himself is pretty much permanently covered in great-looking gore. I'm surprised this movie walked away with only a 15 rating in the UK.

The sets are really something else. Much of the time they're really bordering on the kind of quality expected from a bigbudget Hollywood horror. They get re-used with some consistency, but then considering the setting is a small Mexican town, that's somewhat forgivable.

Acting, there's not much to say except that it's great. The characters start out as stereotypes, but they're really brought to life by a surprisingly solid cast. Unusual for the genre, but certainly not unwelcome. Troma this ain't.

The quality of the directing is a touch inconsistent. Sometimes it feels like a homage to other B-grade slashers, with cheesy PoV shots, camera blur, and other fun clichés, but at other times there's proof that these guys are capable of taking it to another level of quality, with some great twists and unexpected, original scenes. Oh, and some gratuitous softcore thrown in too, and played entirely for laughs, which actually works. If they'd stuck with one direction or the other, this would have turned out a cult classic. A little too scary to be funny, a little too funny to be truly scary.

Sound is the real department where issues arise. The music is fantastic, with authentic Mexican tunes on the DVD menu and across the opening credits, and the general score is mood-enhancing without being intrusive. But this is some atrocious dubbing. A constant re-use of El Mascarado growling, regular tinny sound effects, and people sounding far off and distant when they're supposed to be 3 feet offscreen, it's a bit of a shame, the sound lacks the kind of punch the action deserves.

Still, this is definitely one of the better slashers I've seen in the past few years. It's silly fun in parts, crafts some great chilling moments and has more than it's fair share of gorebuckets thrown in. And really, who can resist seeing Rey Misterio Sr. as a murderous psychopath? If you like slashers, see this movie. I give it 8/10.