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Ocean's Thirteen (2007) Poster

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Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.

Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.

Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.

Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]

Turk Malloy: 24. 22.

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone]

Linus Caldwell: No, Dad. It will work.

[Danny puts his hand out for the phone]

Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on.

[Rusty puts his hand out for the phone]

Linus Caldwell: Or Rusty.

Turk Malloy: That was good.

Virgil Malloy: I know. That's why they asked me to do it and not you.

Turk Malloy: Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket. And this is you spitting in my face.

Virgil Malloy: Oh, is that your face?

Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?

Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.

Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?

Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

[last lines]

The V.U.P.: I won! Look at this! I won $11 million! Can you believe it? Look at that! I won $11 million. Did you see that? I can't believe it!

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Linus Caldwell: [passing Yen off as a whale] He owns all of the air south of Beijing.

Abigail Sponder: [disbelieving] The air?

Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.

[Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict]

Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.

Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.

Danny Ocean: Or the time.

Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...

Danny Ocean: Sure.

Rusty Ryan: But they're also...

Danny Ocean: That's right.

Basher Tarr: [disguised as a motorcycle jumper] Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?

Willy Bank: What did he say?

Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.

Virgil Malloy: Nestor says hang tough.

Linus Caldwell: I'll see you, when I see you!

Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you

Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.

Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Danny Ocean: [during the tunnel boring machine induced earthquake as the casino is being evacuated when the machine is shut down and quake continues] This is not time for jokes, fellas!

Turk Malloy: [underground with the TBM] Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart.

Abigail Sponder: We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.

Fired Waitress: I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.

Abigail Sponder: Yeah, well your body index is not what it's supposed to be.

Fired Waitress: But Ms. Sponder...

Abigail Sponder: Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.

[walks away]

Frank Catton: [voiceover] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.

Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.

Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.

Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.

Reuben Tishkoff: [to Bank about being double-crossed] There's a code amongst guys who shook Sinatra's hand!

Turk Malloy: [dressing as a chef] I feel bad, like torture.

Saul Bloom: [putting together the faux dog speaker] This is war, kid. There's going to be collateral damage!

Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.

Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.

Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.

Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.

Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...

Danny Ocean: But...

Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.

Rusty Ryan: Well, She said se liked surprises...

Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?

Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

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Rusty Ryan: They built em smaller back then.

Danny Ocean: Yeah, but they seemed big.

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Yen: [pointing at Danny, Rusty and Linus] Shit. Shit. Shit.

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[first lines]

Rusty Ryan: [answering phone] Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go.

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Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead.

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Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!

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Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?

Danny Ocean: [pause] Something that screws up the Greco?

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Willy Bank: You know, you're half smart, Ocean.

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Abigail Sponder: [after a small earthquake] What was that?

Linus Caldwell: You felt it too?

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Linus Caldwell: It is not a prop for prop's sake!

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Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.

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Roman Nagel: You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.

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Rusty Ryan: Did she understand?

Danny Ocean: It's not their fight.

Rusty Ryan: Did she understand?

Danny Ocean: [pauses] It's not their fight.

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Linus Caldwell: [after Rusty and Danny get off the plane] Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?

Danny Ocean: It's not their fight!

Linus Caldwell: Whoa!

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Danny Ocean: What I want; what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance.

Willy Bank: Oh, you're gonna give me a chance?

[laughs]

Willy Bank: OK. Let me guess. It's a Billy Martin? I pass.

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Roman Nagel: Good Lord. How stuck are you?

Danny Ocean: Stuck.

Rusty Ryan: Stalled really.

Danny Ocean: Stuck.

Roman Nagel: Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Give me the big picture.

Danny Ocean: Do you wanna...?

Rusty Ryan: [immediately] It's all yours.

Danny Ocean: Where should we start?

Rusty Ryan: [immediately] With the hotel

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Danny Ocean: [explaining about The Bank to Roman] Bank's swinging for the one this one. Forget weekenders and conventioneers. He's built this place for whales. It's a shoo-in for the Five Diamond Award. The marble was hand-picked in Italy. The chefs stolen for the highest-rated restaurants in the Michelin guide book. In the villas, for his big players, the silverware is actually gold. Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness: ego. He's been spending his days checking and rechecking every inch of the property, getting ready for the big grand opening celebration. It's a complusion.

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Linus Caldwell: [on the phone with Danny] The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.

Danny Ocean: [over the phone] Do you have anything?

Linus Caldwell: Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...

Roman Nagel: [cuts scene] The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

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Reuben Tishkoff: [seeing the poker chip Willy just tossed to him] You changed the name?

Willy Bank: [walking away] I like it better! Don't you?

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Danny Ocean: [about the Grecco Player Tracker] You mean it has a brain?

Roman Nagel: [awed] A hell of a brain... It not only thinks, it reasons.

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Rusty Ryan: [after being told the giant drill is down] Where does that put us?

Basher Tarr: Cattled!

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Linus Caldwell: The Nose Plays!

Danny Ocean: Oh, the nose plays.

Rusty Ryan: The nose plays.

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[Roman's away message]

Roman Nagel: This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine... leave me a message.

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Roman Nagel: [about the Greco] He named it after himself.

Danny Ocean: [confused] Wait. Greco? Roman?

Roman Nagel: You obviously haven't served time in a British boarding school.

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Roman Nagel: Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand.

Danny Ocean: Why?

Roman Nagel: Danny, I like you. And you Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat.

Danny Ocean: Not even by you?

Roman Nagel: Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions... maybe.

Rusty Ryan: But you know everything about this thing.

Roman Nagel: Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself.

Rusty Ryan: Greco? Roman?

Roman Nagel: You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school.

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Frank Catton: [after Yen spoke in Chinese] What did he say about Samsung?

Livingston Dell: He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung.

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Willy Bank: [Commenting on a construction delay] How long do I have to wait for a conduit? I don't want the labor pains. I just want the baby!

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Guest: A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.

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Reuben Tishkoff: The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate - for what? For nothing.

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Saul Bloom: This I swear, kid: there's gonna be collateral damage!

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Linus Caldwell: [as Abagail is standing behind the bar] Do you got wine back there?

Abigail Sponder: [Seductively] I got everything you need back here.

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Rusty Ryan: I've gone through so many blueprints I can taste the ink through my fingers.

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Reuben Tishkoff: You're going to throw me off the roof now?

Willy Bank: I don't want to.

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