Memorable quotes for
"30 Rock" (2006) More at IMDbPro »

Toufer: [Complaining to Liz] Surely our massive conglomerate parent company could spring for a samovar of coffee.
Frank: Yeah, or, like, a big coffee dispenser!
Toufer: [Condescendingly] That's what a samovar is.
Frank: Are there other black nerds, or is it just you and Urkel?
[Toofer just stares at Frank]

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Tracy Jordan: I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.

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Pete: [Tending to one of three cast members who have been rendered unfilmable for that week's episode] Liz Taylor really messed him up! He might have brain damage.
Liz Lemon: God. Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?
Pete: James Blunt.
Liz Lemon: Ugghh.

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Tracy Jordan: Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch

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Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

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Jack: Look at this video of a baby panda sneezing.
Liz Lemon: Oh, it's the *cutest* thing I've ever seen!
Jack: [abruptly interrupts her] I need you to fire 10% of our workforce.

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Tracy Jordan: I love you so much I'm going to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

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Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

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Liz Lemon: [on her cellphone, under the influence of tranquilizers on an airplane, with Oprah Winfrey as a seatmate] I'ma call you back. I'm snitting nexxa Borpo.

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[repeated line]
Liz Lemon: Blurg.

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[repeated line]
Liz Lemon: I want to go to there.

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Liz Lemon: What the what?

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Liz Lemon: Where are you headed with this?

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Toufer: I'm not familiar with about half the words in that sentence.

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