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Freezer Burn (2007)

A brilliant scientist falls for his wife's 14-year-old art student and, using the technology from his research, he figures out a way for them to be together.

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Rex
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Mendelsen / Diamond Head
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Blake
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Emma
Matthew Morgan ...
Driver
Jamie Milward ...
Older Emma
John Oppenheimer ...
Dr. Samson
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The Investor (as T. Boomer Tibbs)
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Guard #1 (as Miles McVane)
Max Parker ...
Guard #2
Susan Holden ...
Storage Lady
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Moving Man
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Suzie
Denise Michelle Johnson ...
Veterinarian
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Virgil is a thirty-year-old scientist developing technology to permanently preserve human organs for transplant. However, his marriage is suffering because he's such a workaholic. Virgil's only distraction is Emma, a fourteen-year-old student in his wife's high school art class. His sanity hangs in the balance as he struggles to suppress his taboo attraction to the girl. Virgil must decide if he wants to risk everything and find a way to be with the girl he truly loves. Written by Anonymous

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The Story Of A Man And His Cryogenic Quest For Love

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Comedy | Drama | Sci-Fi

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1 February 2007 (USA)  »

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$45,000 (estimated)
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1.78 : 1
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[first lines]
Virgil Stamp: It looks like it hasn't cracked.
Rex Turner: Yeah.
Virgil Stamp: We'll have to wait until tomorrow
Rex Turner: [takes a picture]
Rex Turner: I'm leaving Virg... Pay the bill for the monkey lovers?
Virgil Stamp: Take it.
Rex Turner: Alright. Uh Virg, you are gonna leave soon, right? Virgil. Virg?
Virgil Stamp: Huh!
Rex Turner: You gonna leave soon?
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Spoofs Planet of the Apes (1968) See more »

Soundtracks

Race Walkin' (Smoothe Talkin')
Written by William Smits and The Deej Taliefero
Performed by Billy Smits & DJ Bungle Dwarf
Courtesy of MCA Records
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Freezer Burn... Human Popsicle
20 June 2009 | by (Clearwater Fl) – See all my reviews

Freezer Burn: 7 out of 10: A low budget charmer is the best way to describe Freezer Burn. It has some pretty good naturalistic performances as well as some pretty funny writing.

It isn’t perfect by any means and some parts, in particular the ending, fall a little flat. It is also a low budget movie, with all the limitations that come with that. If you can look past the lack of polish, there are some very fun and entertaining bits in here.

Ella Rae Peck gives a charming, and most importantly believable, performance as the objet d'underage de passion. Her smile brightens up the screen. (Great now I sound like the protagonist). She is however a realistic character and not some fantasy or tragic Hollywood concoction.

Michael Consiglio gives the other standout performance as the wheelchair bound lab assistant. He reminds me of Nicholas Brendon (Xander) on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He has that great ability to turn a silly throwaway line into something genuinely funny.

Overall, I had a fun time. The film has a great tone. Kind of silly but also surprisingly realistic compared to a more polished Hollywood film. I certainly recommended it for both Sci-fi and low budget fans.


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