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The Quick and the Undead (2006)

Eighty-two years ago a viral outbreak turned three quarters of the world population into the walking dead. Now, Bounty Hunters are humanity's only salvation.

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Ryn Baskin (as Clint Glenn)
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Toar Campbell ...
Toar Zombie
Dion Day ...
Jackson
Nicola Giacobbe ...
Hans Tubman
Brian Koehler ...
Zombie
Vito La Morte ...
Tunnel Zombie
Erin McCarthy ...
Hunter Leah
Paul Matthew Miller ...
Old Man (as Paul Matthew Molnar)
Tishia Morris ...
Girl Zombie
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Blythe Remington
John Reynolds ...
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The Tunnel Undead
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Little Girl Zombie
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Eighty-two years ago a viral outbreak turned three quarters of the world population into the walking dead. Now, Bounty Hunters are humanity's only salvation.

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In this town, dead ain't dead enough. See more »

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Action | Horror | Western

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2 February 2006 (USA)  »

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The Quick O Ca├žador de Zumbis  »

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$105,000 (estimated)
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The main character is based on Clint Eastwood and the characters he plays in westerns. Everything from the way he talks and the cigars he smokes. He even does the half mouth snarl. See more »

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During the opening credit sequence, Ryn (Clint Glenn) prepares to inject himself by squirting some liquid out of a syringe. This is done to clear the syringe of air bubbles, yet when he injects himself, there is a large air bubble in the syringe. See more »

Quotes

Blythe Remington: You cheated me, Ryn, they told me you were dead.
Ryn Baskin: Better dead then undead.
Ryn Baskin: The way I see it, you got two options: drop the bounty, or just drop.
[Blythe considers pulling his gun for a long moment, until a group of zombies grab him and pull him away]
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References Day of the Dead (1985) See more »

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crappy movie with bad acting and terrible effects
29 October 2006 | by (NY) – See all my reviews

One look at the rating ought to tell you this movie was voted on by shills, in an attempt to artificially boost this film's ratings.

This film brings nothing new to the zombie genre. In fact, it is laughably bad (in acting and cinematography) and derivative in its plot. The make-up looks horrible and the zombies look even worse when shot. Lines are stiffly delivered and badly timed, with the exception of the female bounty hunter, who is the only good actor in this mess of a film. The worst offenders are the Italian guy (Hans), Ryn the protagonist, and the lead bad guy. I've seen better delivery from pizza truck with a flat tire.

This is a self-proclaimed "zombie western", but about the only thing that makes this a "zombie western" is the fact that people wear cowboy hats and the lead actor's real name is Clint. The protagonist isn't cool and mysterious like a traditional Eastwood hero, and as an anti-hero, he doesn't have the wise-cracking attitude to pull it off either.

Don't be fooled by the fake glowing reviews. This is just another B-grade zombie movie that's competently made for the budget it had (it does have some decent lighting), but it reeks of low-budget, first-time directing and bad acting. There are a LOT OF REALLY stupid scenes that make this look really amateurish.


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