Supertwink (2006 TV Short)
Richard Roeper: Hello, I'm Richard Roeper. Now, normally Roger Ebert would be sitting across the aisle from me. *But* when he heard that Richard Christy's naked ass and Sal's *dangling scrotum* would be featured in this film, he became violently ill and I haven't seen him since. All I can say to everybody involved with this movie is "What the fuck were you thinking?". I've seen better special effects in a pre-school Hanukkah pageant. I've seen better acting from corpses. And I am never gonna recover from the sight of all that flabby, white, cottage cheese man-flesh. Now, in a movie filled with bad acting, with the exception of Artie Lange's scene-stealing performance as a crabby plumber, the grotesquely ugly High Pitch Eric gives the worst performance in the history of motion pictures. It is impossible to understand a single word this guy says. But you know what? Maybe that's a blessing. Now, there are a lot of gay movies this year. From "Rent" to "Breakfast on Pluto" to "Brokeback Mountain". The actors in those films are actually straight guys playing homosexuals. After watching "Supertwink", there's no doubt in my mind that Sal and Richard are deeply gay and this project was just an excuse for them to express their gay man-love for one another. I hope they'll be very happy together. For "Howard Stern On Demand", I'm Richard Roeper.
Rusty Peters: I mean, we haven't even seen him in tight pants yet. It's always the skinny guys that surprise you.
Paxton Fudge: Yeah, well I've got something that will surprise you. It's got one eye, it spits mayonnaise, and I call it "The Rectum Destroyer."