Strictly Sexual (2008)
Joe: Sex isn't about talking dirty or some silly new position, it's about trust.
Stanny: You know real life, it ain't like the movies. Life is just a bunch of stories you go through and they all end sooner or later. But it's ok. I'm gonna go find my next story. I hope you do the same
Donna: Just don't ask me to say it to you, Stanny, 'cause I can't.
Stanny: That's okay. Just let me love you.
Joe: I like fucking. I like it a lot. Who doesn't? But people make such a big deal out of it. There's so much emphasis put on appearance. I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls, with skinny girls. It's really all the same.
Stanny: Fuck me. I blew a great setup. Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up but you did it anyway? Maybe she fucked it up. I don't know, I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased. I don't know why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. I mean, everyday in America, some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend and they've got to get restraining orders taken against them all the time. Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you want to fuckin' kill someday.
Stanny: Oh, Yeah. I'm gonna write a book, It's called: Men are from mars and women are fucking morons!
Stanny: I'll tell ya why we don't have girlfriends in three words: Women. Are. Morons.
Donna: Ok. You caught me. I mean, men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? If you could have sex, once a week, no attachments, no expectations, just straight up fucking, would you?
Christi Ann: I know that everyone's a little... self-conscious about how good they are in bed and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly, I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him.