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Kinky Kong (2006)

Video  -  Comedy  -  5 September 2006 (USA)
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his ... See full summary »

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John Paul Fedele ...
Seymoure Ass (as John Fedele)
Sabrina Faire ...
Fannie Sparrow
Darian Caine ...
Charlina
A.J. Khan ...
Brunhilda Patel (as AJ Khan)
Alexia Moore ...
Nude Dishwasher
Lora Renee ...
Cute Sailor
Jennifer Stanczak ...
Skipper
Jackie Stevens ...
Dancing Girl
Duane Polcou ...
Jack Friskell
Dan Schwab ...
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Jimmy Doyle ...
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Adolfo Candray ...
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Johnny Irons ...
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Jillian Panzella ...
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Molly Heartbreaker ...
Tattooed Girl
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Stay away from R-rated version. Unrated has its moments
23 October 2006 | by (US) – See all my reviews

Review of R-rated: If you've never seen Seduction Cinema productions, they're all about pretty girls being explicitly affectionate with each other, usually in a comedic/horror/drama movie setting. Most of their movies are unrated spoofs of Lalaland movies. Sometimes the DVD package contains both the R-rated and the unrated versions. In the case of Kinky Kong, only the R-rated version is sold. You can get both versions at their web site. The R-rated version includes a coupon for the unrated version where you only pay the shipping charges and you get it in 4-6 weeks if available. What does is R-rated Seduction Cinema movie like? Beyond disappointing. Rather than edit the movies erotic girl-girl scenes, what they did here was to take them out entirely and replace them with a tame strip-tease that borders on PG-13 where the girls cover their nipples most of the time. Someone needs to tell Michael Rasso that R-rated movies can include full frontal nudity and kissing and touching. I sure hope that they don't continue this way to market their unrated movies. As expected this movie contains some bad acting, bathroom humor, cheesy special effects and babes. The babes are so so. I'd very much like to see less of Misty (for once, she's not in this movie) and Darian, they just don't seem to be into it anymore. AJ Khan has the acting ability, enthusiasm, and the willingness to do anything, but she doesn't have the looks or the body. Newcomer Sabrina Faire is an absolute cutie though. Unlike most actresses who have been trained to look mad when they are trying to be erotic, Sabrina smiles and is playful- just an adorable girl and I hope she becomes a regular with SC. I can't say how she interacts with the other girls in erotic scenes, because the darn R-rated version doesn't have any girl-girl action! REVIEW OF UNRATED VERSION: To SC's credit, they do ship the unrated DVD in 3 weeks and additionally you also get some free minutes to watch videos on demand online. There are a total of 7 sex scenes here plus one mini scene plus a bonus scene. 2 of the scenes are boy-girl for some reason, something you don't see too often with Seduction Cinema. On the good side, the scenes are well filmed, they have a classic Penthouse video quality with the dreamy look to it. But on the erotic scale they don't quite deliver. The kissing among the girls is lame and almost nonexistent. The scenes are not explicit enough, there's a lot of covering up with hands and arms. Enthusiasm is lacking for the most part. Some of the girls though do seem to be into it at moments but it looks like some of the best stuff may have been left on the floor of the editing room. One memorable scene is between a large breasted but unattractive blonde and some tattoo freak who's got tattoos on her breasts and pubis. Those two are into it and enjoying each other. That can't be said for the lovely Sabrina Faire who doesn't look too comfortable with another girl. I hope that she'll get more into it in future films. With this movie SC has put more effort into the non-sex scenes while the sex scenes are uninspired.


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