Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (2004–2008)
Jaden Yuki: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz Princeton: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!
Chazz Princeton: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz Princeton: That good bros support each other!
Slade Princeton: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz Princeton: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this...
[winning the duel]
Syrus Truesdale: Think we were somehow connected to each other in an ancient life, Jaden? You know, like you were an Egyptian pharoah, and I was your guardian high priest?
Jaden Yuki: No offense, but that's just lame.
Jaden Yuki: No way. You can't draw yourself.
Jinzo: I just did.
Syrus Truesdale: Jaden's in deep trouble!
Bastion Misawa: Unfortunately, Syrus, that's the understatement of the year. The trouble isn't just deep; it's subterranean.
Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.
Chumley Huffington: If you don't win, you'll be on the next bus outta here.
Jaden Yuki: Chumley, we're on an island... bus?
Alexis Rhodes: I'm just happy Jaden gets to stay here.
Bastion Misawa: You mean "Jaden and Syrus?"
Alexis Rhodes: [flustered] Oh, of course! I'm glad Syrus gets to stay, too. I just said "Jaden" because... because... well, moving on.
Jaden Yuki: Okay, so if I win, Jasmine's free!
Jasmine: And if you lose?
Jaden Yuki: What if I lose?
Jaden Yuki: Whoah, didn't really think of that...
Jaden Yuki: So, you were saying, Lex?
Harrington Rosewood: [jealous] Lex? What is that? Some kind pet name? Where'd it come from? What's it mean? What's it short for?
Jaden Yuki: Um, "Alexis."
Dimitri: [dressed up as and talking like Yugi Moto and using his stolen deck] With this deck, I'm not just copying the King of Games. I truly *am* the King of Games!
Jaden Yuki: You've really gone off the deep end.
Belowski: Red, blue, yellow, who cares? Those are just symbols "the Man" uses to propagate social division.
Camyula: [holding Zane's brother hostage during a duel] Whatever will you do? I have your best monster and your little brother. And if you manage to do in the Cyber End Dragon, you'll also be doing in little Syrus' soul. So as I said, whatever will you do?
Zane Truesdale: I could win the duel. Camyula will be defeated. We'll be that much closer to keeping the world safe from those legendary beasts. And in exchange, we just lose one soul... my brother's. The choice is clear.
Chazz Princeton: Four monsters?
Slade Princeton: Congratulations. You can add! But tell me bro, how's your subtraction? Give him a lesson Dragun!
[Dragun attacks, and a ton of black monsters cover Slade's other creatures]
Slade Princeton: What are those things?
Chazz Princeton: It's multiplication. When the Unhappy Maiden is destroyed, hundreds of her little friends end your turn automatically.
Alexis Rhodes: [In Chazz's fantasy] Chazz... I just want to tell you how much you mean to me... how much I *love* you... wake up, wake up...
Ojama Yellow: Wake up, Wake up! Boss, wake up!
[Chazz opens his eyes]
Ojama Yellow: What's wrong Chazz, you look happy. Who are you dreaming about Romeo?
Chazz Princeton: My new love...
Dr. Vellian Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] This seems familiar.
The Shadow Duelist: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.
Axel Brodie: [thinking] Those are the same weak cards he used against Jesse. Their attack points are lame, and their effects are lamer! There's no way he's dumb enough to attack with those.
Jaden Yuki: I attack!
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Syrus Truesdale!
Syrus Truesdale: [jumps to his feet] Ah! Yes?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Explain to the class what a Field Spell is.
Syrus Truesdale: Uh... it's the thing that does the thing that... is... uh...
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Wrong, sit down! Now, can someone *please* tell me the *right* answer? Preferably someone *not* wearing Red, thank you.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: So you're the one they call the Shadow Duelist.
The Shadow Duelist: My victims call me many things, most indecipherable from their shrieks of terror. What's the job?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: There's a student at this school named Jaden Yuki. I want you to duel him and beat him so bad he leaves the school.
The Shadow Duelist: [floats away into a cloud of fog] I'll duel him and beat him so badly, he'll leave this realm, once I seal his soul in the Shadow Realm.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Alright, if you insist.
Professor Lyman Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden Yuki: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz Princeton: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden Yuki: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden Yuki: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz Princeton: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!
Jaden Yuki: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing?
Chazz Princeton: tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden Yuki: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion Misawa: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.
Blair: And since Sparkman attacked "The Maiden in Love", he gets a Maiden Counter!
Syrus Truesdale: I want one. How do *I* get a Maiden Counter?
Alexis Rhodes: Uh, try to remember that's it's just a card you're looking at.
Zane Truesdale: Try to remember who you're talking to. When we were growing up, he used to claim he was going steady with the Dark Magician Girl.
Alexis Rhodes: Really? Did she break your heart Sy, or did you two just decide to see other monsters?
Syrus Truesdale: [finding a love letter] This isn't Jaden's! Someone wrote me a letter
[sneaks off to read it]
Syrus Truesdale: Since the first time I saw you, I've been... in love with you? Meet me behind the girl's dorm endearingly... Alexis Rhodes?
[stumbles back and falls]
Syrus Truesdale: Whoa... this is a lot better than what my mom usually writes me.
Alexis Rhodes: [fantasizes running to Alexis across a field of flowers] Sy-rus!
Syrus Truesdale: A-lex-is!
Alexis Rhodes: Please be mine...
Syrus Truesdale: [speaking aloud] Oh, I'm *yours*!
Exam Professor: Excuse me Mr. Crowler, there's a late entry.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: What did you call me?
Exam Professor: I'm sorry, I'm new here Mrs...
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I have a PHD in dueling, I've earned the title *Doctor*, thank you.
The D: I activate this Spell card, Claret Note. With this is play, for every 4 monster levels on your field, I get a Plasma Token. And next, I play Fiend Sanctuary, which means another token
[summons 3 monsters]
The D: .
Aster Phoenix: Three monsters? That means...
The D: That's right kid, it's time. Time to see what your dad's card can do! It's the ultimate Destiny Card! "Destiny Hero - Plasma"!
[Plasma bursts out of a pool of blood]
Aster Phoenix: No, it can't be!
The D: It is. Thanks to your father, I have the ultimate monster! Ready? Behold, his power!
[Plasma spreads his wings and absorbs Aster's monster in a blast of wind]
Aster Phoenix: No, Dogma!
[Dogma appears trapped in Plasma's wings]
The D: That's his gift. Plasma absorbs monsters, stealing *all* their abilities and half of their attack points!
Aster Phoenix: Say what?
The D: Now Plasma, attack him! Vengeful Rain!
[Plasma attacks and wipes out almost all of Aster's Life Points in one blast]
Hassleberry: [to Sartorius] I've got your destiny mister, right here!
[draws and summons a powerful card]
Aster Phoenix: Surprised to see me?
Professor Lyman Banner: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.
Aster Phoenix: Surprised to see me?
Sartorius: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.
Camyula: Why don't you just stay down and save yourself the agony?
Jaden Yuki: No way! Dr. Crowler can beat you!
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I... know that voice...
[weakly lifts his head]
Dr. Vellian Crowler: It's Slacker!
Jaden Yuki: I know, because I've dueled him, and he can throw down! So come on Dr. Crowler, get up, and get your game on!
Dr. Vellian Crowler: As much as I hate to admit it...
[climbs to his feet]
Dr. Vellian Crowler: Jaden is absolutely right!
Camyula: Oh, are you still here?
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I *can* beat you, I *can* throw down, and I *will* get my game on! Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to wash my mouth out.
Jaden Yuki: C'mon Teach, it ain't that bad!
Syrus Truesdale: Chazz has the Spirit Keys!
Alexis Rhodes: Joke's over, give back the keys Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: Not yet.
Alexis Rhodes: Okay, well, when then?
Chazz Princeton: When you... and I duel! So, let's Alexis!
Jaden Yuki: Huh? Why do you wanna duel her?
Chazz Princeton: Because I'm... in love! And Alexis is too, she doesn't know it yet! We belong together!
Alexis Rhodes: Who told you *that*?
Atticus Rhodes: I did!
Jaden Yuki: And why how do you know that?
Atticus Rhodes: Because I know her. And little Sis needs a helping hand with her love life! C'mon, he stole the Spirit Keys, just for *you*!
Alexis Rhodes: It's times like this, I wish you were back in a coma.
Zane Truesdale: Anyone up for just tackling them?
Jasmine: A love letter, from Alexis?
Syrus Truesdale: Yup, ask her!
Momoe: Uh, hello! Alexis is really tall, and you're really short, she's really good at dueling, and you're really not, she's really hot and...
Syrus Truesdale: But it's true, tell them Alexis! I even have the note right here!
[holds out the letter]
Alexis Rhodes: [reads the letter] Syrus, my name isn't even spelled right.
Chazz Princeton: Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden Yuki: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz Princeton: Stop admiring him!
Jaden Yuki: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz Princeton: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!
Chazz Princeton: [draws Ojama Yellow] You again?
Ojama Yellow: Hey Boss, nica to see ya, need me to fight a monster for ya?
[notices the hulking Zoa]
Ojama Yellow: Whoa, nevermind.
Chazz Princeton: I think I finally found a way to get rid of you. I summon Ojama Yellow!
Jaden Yuki: [When Dimitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Dimitri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!
[Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Dimitri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden Yuki: Oh yeah, my bad.
Dimitri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus Truesdale: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley Huffington: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.
Syrus Truesdale: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden Yuki: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz Princeton: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!
Pierre the Gambler: Look Shepperd, I want to duel Alexis, and I'm not leaving until I do.
Alexis Rhodes: [enters the room] Well, you haven't grown up too much.
Pierre the Gambler: [looks at Alexis] My, *you* have.
Jaden Yuki: Chazz dressed up as XYZ Dragon Cannon!
Chazz Princeton: Now *this* is a costume!
Alexis Rhodes: It's the best one that I've seen.
Chazz Princeton: Is that... Alexis?
Chazz Princeton: purple hair and pointed ears, my big weakness!
Syrus Truesdale: Uh, I don't remember XYZ Dragon Cannon ever *blushing* Chazz.
Chazz Princeton: Shut up!
Chazz Princeton: Now I play "Thunder Crash"!
Ojama Yellow: [turns to look at the hologram of the card behind them] Uh guys, what's that do?
Ojama Black: [reads the card] Uh... says here that Chazz does 300 damage to Slade, for each of his own monsters he chooses to destroy.
Ojama Yellow: [nervously] Did you say destroy?
Ojama Yellow, Ojama Black, Ojama Green: Boss, say it ain't so!
Chazz Princeton: I place 2 cards face down, and 1 Giant Rat in defense mode.
Czar's flunky: A rat? That's the best you can do?
Chazz Princeton: It's true, he *is* a weaker card, one the old Chazz would have never used. But I've learned something: sometimes life deals you all sorts of cards, and you have to make the best of what you've got.
Ojama Yellow: Aw, that's so nice of you boss, you're talking about me right?
Chazz Princeton: [turns to yell at Ojama Yellow] Actually I wasn't! You're just as annoying and revolting as ever, got that!
Chazz Princeton: [Czar's flunkies look on as Chazz appears to be yelling at Giant Rat] You're a disgusting little yellow gremlin and I don't like you one bit!
Czar's flunky: Revolting maybe, but yellow and little? Get your eyes checked!
Jaden Yuki: [in Chazz's head] Wow, 2 monsters with 2600 and 3000 attack points? What are you gonna do Chazz?
Chazz Princeton: Easy, I'm gonna win.
Czar: You know, talking to yourself is pretty crazy. But thinking you're going to win is even crazier!
Syrus Truesdale: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...
Jaden Yuki: I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy.
Jaden Yuki: [Syrus wakes up] Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Seance
Syrus Truesdale: You're here!
Chazz Princeton: You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!
Jaden Yuki: Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't work out that way.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: I want you to duel Jaden and crush him in front of the entire school!
Chazz Princeton: But I can't duel Jaden! We're in different dorms, they won't let me.
Dr. Vellian Crowler: They? I'm *they*, I'll make it happen!
Jaden Yuki: So when do I meet my opponent?
Chazz Princeton: Right now, Slacker
Jaden Yuki: Hey, that sounds like...
Chazz Princeton: It's me.
Jaden Yuki: Chazz? Why are you here?
Chazz Princeton: I'm here for the duel.
Jaden Yuki: I think the tickets are sold out.
Chazz Princeton: I'm *in* it.
Jaden Yuki: Like as a ref?
Chazz Princeton: I'm dueling you!
Jaden Yuki: So *you're* North Academy's duelist? Since when did you transfer?
Chazz Princeton: Since I stopped getting the respect I deserve here.
Chazz Princeton: [after beating Czar's flunkies] Alright Granny, outta the rocker! you're up!
Czar: [stands up] Yes, and you're going down. Now it's the Czar versus the Princeton, and there's no way I'll be knocked off my throne by you! Get ready for a battle royale!
Czar: [starts the duel] I activate 2 copies of Fiend Sanctuary, and summon 2 Metal Fiend Tokens! But like you, they won't be staying long! Now I'll sacrifice them to summon Zoa. I'll set 2 cards and end my turn. Ha, already my side of the field is set! See how it's different with the Czar?
Chazz Princeton: But it'll end the same.
Syrus Truesdale: [praying to a poster of Slifer the Sky Dragon] Please, *please*! Please let me ace my exams, or I'll be stuck in this red blazer forever! Not that there's anything wrong with red of course, it's great on *you* Slifer! I need help! Please give me a sign!
Pierre the Gambler: I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!
Syrus Truesdale: Wow, look at her!
Jaden Yuki: Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?
Syrus Truesdale: [gasps] Why, is she here?
Jaden Yuki: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane Truesdale: And I you, Jaden. Which is why I'm passing you the torch.
Jaden Yuki: Huh?
Zane Truesdale: Once I leave here, *you'll* be the top student in this school. Despite your grads, and your rank, you'll be the best, so make me proud.
Jaden Yuki: I'll give it my all Zane, and I'll start right here! Because this duel's not done, and I still have one trick up my sleeve. Oh yeah, and here it comes! I'm activating the Trap known as "Final Fusion"!
Zane Truesdale: [gasps,then smiles] How clever.
Jaden Yuki: If this is out, both of us lose Life Points, equal to our combined Monsters' attack points. And you know what that means.
Zane Truesdale: Sure do.
Jaden Yuki: [their two monsters self destruct, and Zane and Jaden tie at 0 Life Points] .
Vice-Chancellor Bonapart: I'm sure you all know moi!
Syrus Truesdale: Who's the short fat bald guy?
Sartorius: I have a strong feeling my top card is my Vision Spell
[flips the card up to reveal Vision]
Chazz Princeton: No way, you didn't even have to look!
Sartorius: Didn't I tell you? Much like yourself, I possess a gift. Why don't I give you a demonstration?
[lays a hand on his deck]
Sartorius: The next card in my deck represents *you*, Chazz. It's the Hangman!
[flips up the Hangman]
Chazz Princeton: Hey, you're cheating!
Sartorius: No Chazz, I'm *predicting*. I have the ability to see events before they occur, and in this card I see your destiny. You hold a great deal of anger inside. Am I right Chazz?
Chazz Princeton: Gimme a break, real tough! Like it takes magic powers to see that! You're a hack, not to mention a cheat.
Seto Kaiba: Attention all duelists, my company will be hosting a global competition. Anyone who think they've got what it takes can enter. Just create a design for a new card, then mail your design to the Kaiba Corporation. Winners will be hand-picked by me. Then your cards will be launched into space on a KaibaCorp satalite. Because I figure, if there *is* intelligent life out there, let's teach them how to duel!
Chazz Princeton: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden Yuki: Oka-a-a-a-y. Well, if you don't mind, can I take my turn first?
Chazz Princeton: Make it quick!
Jaden Yuki: Chill...
Jaden Yuki: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Alexis Rhodes: So are you impressed?
Jaden Yuki: Impressed? I think I'm in love.
Alexis Rhodes: You're sweet. Too bad I have to crush you.