Touch Me in the Morning (1999)

User Rating:

6.1/10   

Director:

Giuseppe Andrews

Writer:

Giuseppe Andrews (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Drama

Plot:

Guiseppe Andrews stars as Coney Island, a young man who is dealing with a lot of the issues facing today's youth: divorce...

Cast

Bill Nowlin	...	Daddy Bill
Giuseppe Andrews	...	Coney Island
Ruth Estes
Walt Dongo
Walter Patterson
Dennis Taylor
Taffy
El Dookie
Sparky Sparks
Junkfood Angel
Alley Al
The Candle Lady
Mr. Okinowa
Mrs. Okinowa

Runtime:

USA:80 min | USA:90 min (approx)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Black and White | Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Company:

Troma Entertainment

at least this has more plot and less naked old men

I had ordered 2 films by Giuseppe Andrews at the same time from different places so saw "Period Piece" before I saw this and thought, what the hell have I bought? Thankfully, "Touch Me In The Morning" at least has something of a plot and doesn't prominently feature any 80-year old man rubbing pork rinds on his body...however, it does feature more than enough disgusting people and acts to rival the earlier films of John Waters for sheer...uh..perversion, yeah, I guess that's it. Some young man named Coney Island (Andrews) kind of drifts through life. His mom is a addled coke fiend and his dad is a drunk, and they're not together anymore, mom lives in a trailer park and dad lives in some motel. Coney goes around during the day with his Casio keyboard & makes up tunes to cheer up old folks & shut ins. His mom either has Alzheimer's or is far gone, his dad is a disgusting pig who hangs out with disgusting friends and drinks and smokes dope, and the birthday party for dear old dad is something to behold too, with a cheery and accommodating stripper/prostitute, complete with stretch marks, bleah....In other words this is thoroughly perverted, disgusting, and you won't want to know how Andrew's came up with his ideas, I guarantee you. Some of these same folks are featured in his other films, I have to think they're people he must know, because my first though in looking at most of them is that I would not go near them. 7 out of 10, uh...what talent.