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Rachel: You're an asshole!

Ethan: Yeah, maybe i am. But i'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you.

Ethan: I can't take this 'daddy beats me because he loves me' excuse.

[Rachel falls on the dance floor in pain]

Dex: Are you alright?

Rachel: Yeah, no, I think I just pulled something.

Darcy: Your vagina?

Rachel: No, I didn't pull my vagina! I just pulled... near my vagina.

Ethan: You're all going to hell anyway, so you might as well do something for yourself

Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.

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Rachel: You're like a shark.

Marcus: That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.

Rachel: Oh, really?

Marcus: Once when I was nine years old, I saved the life of a chipmunk.

Rachel: A chipmunk.

Marcus: He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do, he couldn't even move. So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, broken leg. And I carried him around in a BabyBjörn. And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me, they threw rocks at me, but I didn't care. You know why?

Rachel: Why?

Marcus: Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love.

Rachel: That's... really sweet.

Marcus: I know. So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk.

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